Think ur funny??!


Question: Think ur funny!?!?
i'm very depressed but idk y!. can u try to cheer me up!?!?!?!? =/Www@Enter-QA@Com


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two blondes are walking in the woods when one spots tracks and says, "hey look, bear tracks!" to which the other blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for about an hour!. next morning, news headlines read:two blondes, killed by train!.

a blonde and a brunette jump off the bridge who getts to the bottom first

the brunnete because the blonde asked for directions

There is this blonde and she goes into the store and says can i buy that tv
and the lady says no we dont sale to blondes, so she leaves and then she
dies her hair brown, she goes back into the store and says can i buy that tv
and the lady said no we dont sale to blondes she said "how do you know
im a blonde"!. And the store lady said"Because thats not a tv its a
microwave!.

A man was driving down the road with 20 penguins in the back of his car when he was pulled over by a policeman!. The policeman said "Excuse me Sir, you can’t drive around with 20 penguins in the back of your car, take them to the zoo please", the man confirmed that he would indeed take them to the zoo!.

The next day the same man again with 20 penguins in the back of his car drives down the same road and passes the same policeman!. Annoyed, the policeman pulls him over again!. "Oi mate" he says "I told you yesterday to take them penguins to the zoo"!. The man replied "I did officer!.!.!.!.and today Im taking them to the movies!"


3 women were stuck in a castle:a blonde,brunette, and a black-haired
the king says if they can say one true fact about them,
they can leave
however, if the sat something false, they will go to hell
the brunette said i think i am the most beautiful one
she left
the black haired one said i think i am the smarter one
she left
the blonde said i think!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
then she disappeared to hell


There was a blonde in the countryside in scotland remember the way they talk!,and she had no cash, so she decide to go lookin 4 jobs!.!. she found a house and knocked on the door!.!. A man answered
"Yes" he asked
"i was wondering whether you had any jobs for me as i have no money!?"
"actually i have, have u painted before!?
"yes" she replied"
"well could you paint my porch"
"yes i could do that"
off she goes, 20 minutess later she comes bak
"i have done it !.!. there was some paint left over so i decide 2 give it two coats!.!.!?"
"exellent" said the man
"so do i get paid!?" she askes
"yes heres $20"
"aww brilliant, by the way!.!.
"wats that" he asks curiously
"Its not a porche its a ferrari!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

!.!.
Yesterday, I fell down in the middle of Chili's!.
Is that funny!?
Everyone else thought it was!.
I think I can be funny at times!.
Like, my friends think it's hilarious, because I chuckle!.
Chuckle is pretty funny word!.
But it's not the same thing as laugh!.
Laugh is just like!.!.!.full force, you know!?
Like, all out there HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
But!.!.!.a chuckle!.
That's different!.
It's like a!.!.!.hehehehe!.
You know what I mean!? Totally different measure!.
!.!.!.
I'm not good at measuring!. I'm really not good at Geometry!.
I hate shapes!.
Who needs shapes!?!
Seriously!.
I take that back!.
Some people may need shapes in their life!.
Shapes play an important part in life!.

You're amazing!.
I love you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

oh gosh i go through that a lot its hermones!.

or however you spell it!.

it's hard for me to make someone laugh over the computer

but!.!.!.!.!.omg! what the hell is that smelll omg!

haha!.!.oh lawd you lucky you aint here!.!.whew somebody done pooteddd!.

ewww!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

http://youtube!.com/watch!?v=74sW9OHvkCg&f!.!.!.
feeling better!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

I'm funny, but hey, looks aren't everything!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Here's a friendly smile, will that help!?!?!?
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He who can laugh at himself, has no room in his life for depression!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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