Survey: Do you have any real life funny stories you would like to share?!
Question: Survey: Do you have any real life funny stories you would like to share!?
I do!
A friend of mine (who lives in another state) went to a rally where Bill Clinton was speaking on behalf of his wife!. After the speech, they allowed people to ask questions regarding the campaign!. So this older guy gets up and walk to the microphone, and very seriously asked Bill, "Mr!. President, if your wife could not even satisfy you, what makes you think she can satisfy this country!?" Needless to say, he was immediately removed from the building!. She called and told me this story, and I was laughing so hard, I think I cried a little!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
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A friend of mine (who lives in another state) went to a rally where Bill Clinton was speaking on behalf of his wife!. After the speech, they allowed people to ask questions regarding the campaign!. So this older guy gets up and walk to the microphone, and very seriously asked Bill, "Mr!. President, if your wife could not even satisfy you, what makes you think she can satisfy this country!?" Needless to say, he was immediately removed from the building!. She called and told me this story, and I was laughing so hard, I think I cried a little!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
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A while back me and some friends of mine decided this summer we would be beach bums, there is like four beaches around were i'm from so one Friday night we decided instead of sleeping at the beach like usual we would sleep up by the waterfall because it would be cooler at night, but because it was Friday we were drunk out of our skulls and the cops almost busted us a few times but we always got away, anyway night came and we headed up the hillside but everyone so drunk a 30 minute walk to everyone 3 hours, when they got to the camp area they realized i wasn't with the group, so they figured i was taking a leak or something but i had lost my balance on the hillside and rolled down into the ravine into the stream and bashed my head open on the rocks, 3 hours later the others realized i still wasn't back so they went looking for me but they never found me until morning, i was in bad shape half of my body was laying in the stream and the other half on the rocks, when i regained consciousness my lower body was swollen up and wrinkled from the crotch down, my feet had swollen up so bad i couldn't walk with my shoes on, i had blood all over my shirt from where i hit my head on the rocks, well we made it back down to the beach around 6 am and desided to try and sleep off last nights adventures, i fell asleep on a park bench with my shoes off and my feet hanging over the edge of the bench, a couple hours later i was woken up by a loud scream, the lady who turns the sprinklers off seen my feet hanging over the edge of the bench and thought i was a dead body, when i sat up her face went all pale and she feinted lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
during my freshman year of college, one of the buildings burned down and the canceled school early!. it was hectic one campus with some people going home right away and some people, like myself and my friend, had to wait until the end of the week to get picked up!. one night coming back to the dorm from a friend's house, there was a bunch of stuff that got left in the elevator when someone was moving out!. my friend, being the drunk weirdo that he is, thought it would idea to pee on everything that was left in the elevator!.!.!.!. ah what a guy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
me and my friend went to an ice-cream shop!.!.!.we ordered chocolate and waitress said they only had 1 chocolate left!.!.!.so i said i'd take strawberry!.!.!.
and she confirmed "so one chocolate and one strawberry, right !?"
and later on, the waitress brought a cup of ice-cream with a chocolate and strawberry!.!.so since it had chocolate, i gave it to my friend and i waited!.!.
5 mins later, i couldn't wait anymore!.!.!.but then my friend found out that she brought us 2 spoons!.!.!.
we looked at each others and i said "ok!.!.2 guys 1 cup"!.!. !.!.we laughed out loud and then ordered one more with strawberry for me!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
and she confirmed "so one chocolate and one strawberry, right !?"
and later on, the waitress brought a cup of ice-cream with a chocolate and strawberry!.!.so since it had chocolate, i gave it to my friend and i waited!.!.
5 mins later, i couldn't wait anymore!.!.!.but then my friend found out that she brought us 2 spoons!.!.!.
we looked at each others and i said "ok!.!.2 guys 1 cup"!.!. !.!.we laughed out loud and then ordered one more with strawberry for me!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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In my college in the immunology class my professor was explaining and lecturing some important aspects and suddenly the guy sitting next to me just put his hands in the air!.!.!.we thought he was going to ask some brilliant doubts!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Al he said was!.!.!."Can I go to the toilet!? Its really urgent!" All started laughing including the prof!!.!.!.!.Does this count as a funny to u!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
In my college in the immunology class my professor was explaining and lecturing some important aspects and suddenly the guy sitting next to me just put his hands in the air!.!.!.we thought he was going to ask some brilliant doubts!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Al he said was!.!.!."Can I go to the toilet!? Its really urgent!" All started laughing including the prof!!.!.!.!.Does this count as a funny to u!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not THAT good, but my 2 y/o just got into the markers a few minutes ago and looks kind of like a clown!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!. I got nothin even nearly that good!. Are you glossy today!. ?Www@Enter-QA@Com
hmmm, no nothing right now!. sorry!.
btw that was real funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
btw that was real funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
um!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.nopeWww@Enter-QA@Com