Is there a rational excuse for carpet burns :)?!
Question: Is there a rational excuse for carpet burns :)!?
Answers:
Possibly!.!.!."I used the kitchen floor tile as a slip & slide while I was waxing and slide onto the carpet in the next room dear!. It was such a random thing to do I know but it was there and I went for it!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Erm, where do you have them!.!.!.!?
You could say that you were sleepwalking and wandered into a carpet shop, whilst dreaming that you were a horse with an itchy bum, and you thought they were trees!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You could say that you were sleepwalking and wandered into a carpet shop, whilst dreaming that you were a horse with an itchy bum, and you thought they were trees!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
the heater got knocked over,now i have to replace a small square of carpet!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yup!. It's moving day and the bed's currently in the back of the truck!. :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Rational !.!. no !.!.!. enjoyable way to acquire them HECK YES !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I was pretending to be an aeroplane and it was a bit of a rough landing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You fell down the stairs with your knees against the carpet!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You could always say you have worms and go carpet skiing, like the dog!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Never make an excuse!. There is always a reason!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes, you had sex on a carpet, nothing to be ashamed of!
Enjoy!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Enjoy!Www@Enter-QA@Com
yes sex on a carpet - the friction will cause a red mark or "burn"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well, if you can't use an ashtray you have to expect these things :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I was scrubbing up a stubborn stain!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
trying to catch the dog,many times!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Slipped !.!.!.!.boning the dog !!!
in other words nope !!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
in other words nope !!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
you were wrestleing with a friend,( if your a guy that wont look bad)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I was cleaning my gun and it went off!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.5 or 6 timesWww@Enter-QA@Com
yes, coal falling out of the fire, lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
are they front or back!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
ermmmmmm! yes i fell over!:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes, I fell over when I was trying to penatr*te my g/friend!.Www@Enter-QA@Com