Should all Celtic princesses be made to bathe in marmite?!
Question: Should all Celtic princesses be made to bathe in marmite!?
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Oh but we don't need to bathe!. We smell just like a little tin of floral caschous found in Granny's handbags!.
And we wash our faces in fairy mirrors found on lupin leaves!.
When we look out of our moss covered towers we can see all the mahogany skinned peasants picking spuds !. There was a chap only recently looked like aboriginal descent, who had to be removed from the fields for taking his dentures out and wiping them on his hanky!. It was also suspected that he had been nicking the cooks brandy !. He just HAD to go !.
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And we wash our faces in fairy mirrors found on lupin leaves!.
When we look out of our moss covered towers we can see all the mahogany skinned peasants picking spuds !. There was a chap only recently looked like aboriginal descent, who had to be removed from the fields for taking his dentures out and wiping them on his hanky!. It was also suspected that he had been nicking the cooks brandy !. He just HAD to go !.
Salach tuathanach!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Marmite is pretty disgusting!. It's a dark pasty salty spread made in the UK!. It's probably more considerate to ask the princess what she would like to be bathed in, since she is after all the princess!. I am a princess too (but not celtic) and I like to be bathed in a combination of foamy seawater and nutella if that helps any!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yuk ! marmite ! urgh !Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes, with me for company!.Www@Enter-QA@Com