Poll: TEN POINTS! The dumbest thing you ever heard or said!?!
Question: Poll: TEN POINTS! The dumbest thing you ever heard or said!!?
Answers:
"Can you cut that pizza pie into 6 slices!? I'm not hungry enough to eat 8!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"!.!.!.I believe that our education, such as South Africa, and the Iraq, everywhere like, such as, and I believe that they should, our education over here, in the US should help the US, or um should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
a) I told my roommate (while playing Uno cards):
You have a thousand in one chance of beating me, instaed of the other way around!.
b)!. My Roommate: There will be no porn in the place where we will be working over the summer!.
Me (while almost having a heart attack) : NO PORN!. That's like saying NO Food!.( Of course I WAS kidding!.!. well sort of)
c)( at the end of the year, while we were exchanging sh!t that we didn't need):
Me: Can I take your shampoo cuz you have like 2 and I need one!.
My roommate: OK!. Fine!. Take my soap too while you are at it!.
Me: But you only have one bar of soap!.
Him: Don't worry!. I never shower anyways!. I was ROFLMAOING ^_^Www@Enter-QA@Com
You have a thousand in one chance of beating me, instaed of the other way around!.
b)!. My Roommate: There will be no porn in the place where we will be working over the summer!.
Me (while almost having a heart attack) : NO PORN!. That's like saying NO Food!.( Of course I WAS kidding!.!. well sort of)
c)( at the end of the year, while we were exchanging sh!t that we didn't need):
Me: Can I take your shampoo cuz you have like 2 and I need one!.
My roommate: OK!. Fine!. Take my soap too while you are at it!.
Me: But you only have one bar of soap!.
Him: Don't worry!. I never shower anyways!. I was ROFLMAOING ^_^Www@Enter-QA@Com
This is more like the dumbest thing I didn't say!.!.!.
but one time I met this girl who was absolutely stunning and I literally forgot my own name!. Seriously, you see it in goofy tv shows and movies, but it really happened!. She was like, "Hi I'm Susan!." and I replied with "Hi! Ummm!.!.!. I'm uhhh!.!.!." it was pretty funny, but she just looked at me like I was a retarded puppy and just walked off talking to her friend!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
but one time I met this girl who was absolutely stunning and I literally forgot my own name!. Seriously, you see it in goofy tv shows and movies, but it really happened!. She was like, "Hi I'm Susan!." and I replied with "Hi! Ummm!.!.!. I'm uhhh!.!.!." it was pretty funny, but she just looked at me like I was a retarded puppy and just walked off talking to her friend!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
current pres!. bush said "most of our imports come from foreign nations"
duh, that's why they are called imports!.
2) a co-worker speaking to a new hire that had just moved to the states from England!. the co worker commented on how impressed that the person from England has picked up on the English language!. (oy)Www@Enter-QA@Com
duh, that's why they are called imports!.
2) a co-worker speaking to a new hire that had just moved to the states from England!. the co worker commented on how impressed that the person from England has picked up on the English language!. (oy)Www@Enter-QA@Com
my grandpa died and i asked my mom what if he lived in like another state and the funeral was here in california!?
she said they would but him in a bag on an airplaine and send him with the luggage!. "I said but then he wouldn't be able to breath"Www@Enter-QA@Com
she said they would but him in a bag on an airplaine and send him with the luggage!. "I said but then he wouldn't be able to breath"Www@Enter-QA@Com
G!.W!.B!. -- "Mission Accomplished"
In an interview with sports radio 610 WIP in Philly,
Sen!. Barack Obama, D-Illinois, said "the point I was making was not that my grandmother harbors any racial animosity!. She doesn't!.
But she is a typical white person !.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
In an interview with sports radio 610 WIP in Philly,
Sen!. Barack Obama, D-Illinois, said "the point I was making was not that my grandmother harbors any racial animosity!. She doesn't!.
But she is a typical white person !.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
well my sister says a lot of dumb stuff everyday!.
before she was like,
"Is Chicago a state!?"
lol!.
and before she wanted to tie sticks together
and wear them as reindeer antlers!.
its hard to believe she was 17 at the time !.!.!.
(now 18 & still says stuff like that)Www@Enter-QA@Com
before she was like,
"Is Chicago a state!?"
lol!.
and before she wanted to tie sticks together
and wear them as reindeer antlers!.
its hard to believe she was 17 at the time !.!.!.
(now 18 & still says stuff like that)Www@Enter-QA@Com
my little sister who is 7 years old asked my friend something that i guess she read about online and was curiouse so she and my friend this!.!.!.!.
sister: hey umm katie
my friend: yes ,sarah!? what is it!?
sister: is your mom a virgin!?
friend:WHAT!?!!?
sister: what!?
friend: where did you hear that word!?
sister: idk
friend: never say that word again
sister: ok but u never answerd my question
friend: NO, NO SHE ISNT
sister: ok
me: katie lets go
friend: ya ok that sounds good
me: sarah go back inside!.
sister: ok
my sisterr walked away
me+friend: HAHAHAHAAHAH WHERE DID SHE HEAR THAT WORD LOL
friend: how does she think we all came to be birds!?
me+friend: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWww@Enter-QA@Com
sister: hey umm katie
my friend: yes ,sarah!? what is it!?
sister: is your mom a virgin!?
friend:WHAT!?!!?
sister: what!?
friend: where did you hear that word!?
sister: idk
friend: never say that word again
sister: ok but u never answerd my question
friend: NO, NO SHE ISNT
sister: ok
me: katie lets go
friend: ya ok that sounds good
me: sarah go back inside!.
sister: ok
my sisterr walked away
me+friend: HAHAHAHAAHAH WHERE DID SHE HEAR THAT WORD LOL
friend: how does she think we all came to be birds!?
me+friend: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWww@Enter-QA@Com
when some football player said "we're going to turn the team around 360 degrees"
if you really were going to turn the team around 360 degrees, you would be back exactly where you were to begin with!.
please answer my question:
http://answers!.yahoo!.com/question/index;!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
if you really were going to turn the team around 360 degrees, you would be back exactly where you were to begin with!.
please answer my question:
http://answers!.yahoo!.com/question/index;!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
One of my guy friends said to my girlfriend: "You make me NOT want to be gay!.!.!.!.damn!"
He was hitting on my girlfriend in the parking lot, so I got in my convertible and charged toward him, grinning!.
That you-know-what!Www@Enter-QA@Com
He was hitting on my girlfriend in the parking lot, so I got in my convertible and charged toward him, grinning!.
That you-know-what!Www@Enter-QA@Com
This was in bio class:
"When whales get beached, how do they go back in the ocean!?"
"They can't!."
"Sure they can! They can just, you know, scoot themselves back in the water with their fins!.!.!.or turn themselves over!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"When whales get beached, how do they go back in the ocean!?"
"They can't!."
"Sure they can! They can just, you know, scoot themselves back in the water with their fins!.!.!.or turn themselves over!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
We should stop smoking because when we smoke we are dying and dying kills you and when you get killed you loose the most important part of your life
We're all in this alone (take that HSM!)
Teacher-who was the communist leader of china
Me-George Clooney!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
We're all in this alone (take that HSM!)
Teacher-who was the communist leader of china
Me-George Clooney!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
heard: me and frnds whre swimmin at a beach and ma friend stood up and srceamed " my sand has a butt"!!!!! meanin "my butt has sand" lol it's not stupid but i was hilarious!.!.!.
said: "my headache a paining!.!.!.!.!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
said: "my headache a paining!.!.!.!.!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Who cares about Africa!? We need to help stop puppy mills!"
okay!.!.!.!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
okay!.!.!.!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
"how do fish have sex!?"
i said something to my mom and she said your mother
(that was interesting)
"so like!.!.!.exactly where is the equator and who lives there!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
i said something to my mom and she said your mother
(that was interesting)
"so like!.!.!.exactly where is the equator and who lives there!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
this isn't the dumbest i've ever heard, but what comes to mind is when my superficial friend said "nerds don't wear abercrombie!" when someone called her a nerd lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
I congratulated a girl on her wedding and I saw that her son was on her photos, and I asked" was he your pallbearer!?" instead of saying ringbearer!! Stupid me!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
What is Africa!?-Someone asked
OR
Why Am I black!?-Someone askedWww@Enter-QA@Com
OR
Why Am I black!?-Someone askedWww@Enter-QA@Com
Oh gosh!. In math class, we were doing exponents!. The problem said 2 to the power of 0!. This girl raised her hand and her face was SOOOOO confused!. She asked
"Mr!. Ross!. Why are we doing degrees!?"
HOW COULD YOU BE THAT STUPID!?!? xDWww@Enter-QA@Com
"Mr!. Ross!. Why are we doing degrees!?"
HOW COULD YOU BE THAT STUPID!?!? xDWww@Enter-QA@Com
I was fighting with my mom and I said "IN YOUR FACE!!!" and she said "IN YOUR MOM'S FACE"! and I was like "that's you!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
dumbest thing i ever heard was someone offering me 10 points to answer a question!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.like that will ever happenWww@Enter-QA@Com
My friend is really stupid!.!.!.
she said two things that come to mind,
"Your car has no good radio stations"
then I asked her how far she went with her boyfriend and she said
"one time we went past 3rd street"Www@Enter-QA@Com
she said two things that come to mind,
"Your car has no good radio stations"
then I asked her how far she went with her boyfriend and she said
"one time we went past 3rd street"Www@Enter-QA@Com
I heard a blonde actress (can't remember who) on TV say that she thought Chicken of the Sea was "chicken" not tuna!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
When I was in Singapore a few years ago for a Chinese wedding dinner, one of the waiters asked a muslim woman if she wanted any pork!. (Muslims cannot eat any sort of pork/ham!.)Www@Enter-QA@Com
heard : can dogs eat meat
said : i can understand Steven GerrardWww@Enter-QA@Com
said : i can understand Steven GerrardWww@Enter-QA@Com
Obama for change was pretty goofy of a statement!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
a guy on jerry springer thinks hes a vampire lol
look on youtube hes so gay
he comes on stage in a coffin !Www@Enter-QA@Com
look on youtube hes so gay
he comes on stage in a coffin !Www@Enter-QA@Com
Dumbest thing I have ever heard:
Either Nash sucks or Suns suck!. Not sure which is dumber!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Either Nash sucks or Suns suck!. Not sure which is dumber!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
" What state is Washington, D!.C!. in"!? asked by a student, A senior in High School, no less!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
President Hillary ClintonWww@Enter-QA@Com