Survey: What's the coolest little white lie.....?!


Question: Survey: What's the coolest little white lie!.!.!.!.!.!?
you've told to a pesky kid !?

I told my nephew that the nice old lady next door has candy for him!. (He's been there for one hour now helping her clean green beans!.!.!.)Www@Enter-QA@Com


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To my son bringing daddy beer from the fridge is not a choreWww@Enter-QA@Com

Once I got stuck with my girlfriend's hyperactive 6 yr old!.!.she went to the store for "a coke" didn't come back for 9 hrs! I was fed up with the little noise machine so I tricked him into playing western bank robber / told him we'd take turn, I got to be the bank robber, then he could be the Marshall and arrest me on his turn!. Well, I went first, he actually went for it, sat on a kitchen chair I tied him to it, gagged him by tying a dishtowel around his mouth and then went in the next room and played around on the internet!.!.took about a full half hr before he started trying to wiggle loose!.!.!.I cut him loose after 45 minutes and didnt get arrested cuz his mama came in the door about 15 minutes later!.!.!.the rest is another story for another time!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Air turbulence, when flying on a jet, is not scary!. It's fun!. It's like riding on a roller coaster!. (His idiot mother had just told him there might be a tornado outside and scared the poor kid to death)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Uncle Lancelot's son!.

"My sister will be home in 5 mins!.!.!."

He waited for her hours & hours!. God, that dude's in love!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I once told a neighbor boy that our Doberman was vicious and he'd better stay away from our house!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

how mean!.!.!. what if he gets mad at the lady for giving no candy and she has no idea you included her in your lie!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol i was a boy once too and if u keep playing with tht its gunna fall off!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Santa ClausWww@Enter-QA@Com

"NOT ME"Www@Enter-QA@Com

That there was money in the cottage cheese!.!.!. yuck

SCWww@Enter-QA@Com



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