You are a true alcoholic if you _____?!

!.!.!.drink skol vodka out of a water bottle during class!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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throw your boot threw your sisters window!. because you tried to use your car key to unlock the front door!. (my brother)
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call the nanny three times in a row to check on your kids when there not even there!. because its Saturday and there still sleeping!. (my boss)
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when you cant function like a sober adult until you have had two cases of beer!. (granddad RIP)
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aren't a loud to go fishing alone any more because you fell off the boat trying to get your hat back from the reflection of the man (you) who you swore stole it!. (my dad)

i am so glad i don't like the taste of alcohol!. other wise id have a story to I'm sure!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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LOVE CHOCOLATE!.
Yes, I know!. Random!.
But I'm a Chocoholic! <3Www@Enter-QA@Com

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Wait outside the pub for it to open at 10amWww@Enter-QA@Com

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!.!.!.wear a shirt that says this in upside down "if u guys can read this, put me back on my stool"Www@Enter-QA@Com

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drink before 2 in the afternoonWww@Enter-QA@Com

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don't feel anything after you've drank an entire fifth of liquor!.because your immune system has grown immune to it!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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go to a job interview with a beer in your handsWww@Enter-QA@Com

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!.!.are my father!.
**** I hate him!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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