Any humorous vacation stories?!


Question: Any humorous vacation stories!?
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when my family went to mexico one year, we went to go see the mayan pyramid - chichen itza!.!.!.if you're not familiar, it is in the middle of nowhere on the yucatan peninsula!. you leave all of the industrialized, commercialized, let's-get-drunk crap that is cancun, and you enter the jungle!.!.!.when you are driving to the ruins, you pass through villages that make you fully appreciate your life - i mean, shacks made of cardboard and scrap metal are dwellings, stray dogs are wandering around, people are walking barefoot in squalor, very unfortunate situations are seen!.!.!.

well, i'm getting to the funny part!.!.!.see, when we went, it was the middle of august, i've never been in heat like this - humid, disgusting, i-can't-breathe heat - at least 100 F!. when we got there, it was hot, by time we were ready to leave, it was unbearable!. my father doesn't take to the heat well, and since my mother was the one that decided that this would be a fun expedition, my father left the pyramid area and went back to the entrance of the facility!. at the entrance was this concession stand!. they were selling, get this, sno-cones!. now, my father wasn't the only one - there were hundreds of other dumb americans with the same idea!. my father got a sno-cone, ate it, and came to meet my mother and i!. when he met us, he said to me, "Kelly, it's really hot out here, would you like a sno-cone!?" and i said to him, "Umm, i dunno, mexico; sno-cone, perhaps not the best idea!?" his face turned white, and he uttered something like, "oh, i'm sure they purify the water"!.!.!.well, they didn't!.!.!.a trip to the hotel doctor, and several days of agony later, my father got rid of the intestinal parasite that he had contracted from that sno-cone, but, well, it was funny :)

another shorter story is when a woman in the bathroom in the NY airport mistook me for a guy, and started yelling at me, "this is the ladies room!!! this is the ladies room!!"!.!.!.yeah, that was, umm, fun!.!.!.hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com

Once on a bus in Oahu, this strange homeless lady told my friend "My girlfriend is about your size, but she lost all that extra weight"!!!!! So she was saying my friend was fat !! We didn't laugh then, but once we got off the bus, we cracked up!. And that lady said it twice!!! Her name was Natalie & she said the FBI & CIA were following her & checking her mail!. Whatevs!!!~~~Www@Enter-QA@Com

Sorry, not humorous, but I need to tell of my sadness
on Jim Morrison's death date I was forced to ride my bike in maine!.
MAINE!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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