As the most famous comic on earth, what would be your best joke?!
Question: As the most famous comic on earth, what would be your best joke!?
Answers:
I asked my wife "How come you never tell me when you're having an orgasm!?"
She said "Coz you're never there!."
My doctor told me I have to stop masturbating!.
I asked why,and he said
"Coz I'm trying to examine you!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
She said "Coz you're never there!."
My doctor told me I have to stop masturbating!.
I asked why,and he said
"Coz I'm trying to examine you!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think you may appreciate this one!.!.!.
The friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds!.
Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought this was unfair!. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not!.
He went back and begged the friars to close!. They ignored him!.
So the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close!. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop!.
Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that: Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds!.
Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought this was unfair!. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not!.
He went back and begged the friars to close!. They ignored him!.
So the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close!. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop!.
Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that: Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It would start!.!. So I was at the grocery store!.!.
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What time is it!? ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com