If YOU came with instructions what would they say.?!
Question: If YOU came with instructions what would they say!.!?
Answers:
Beware and be careful!. Likely to explode!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
* Requires periodic maintenances
* Wash in only warm water
* Only use premium fuels
* Keep lubricated
* Flirting may cause item to become unstable
* Certified at depths up to 3 meters
* Do not expose to extreme hot & cold temperatures
* After usage, let item cool down for 10 minutes prior to restarting
* Under penalty of law, do not remove this tagWww@Enter-QA@Com
* Wash in only warm water
* Only use premium fuels
* Keep lubricated
* Flirting may cause item to become unstable
* Certified at depths up to 3 meters
* Do not expose to extreme hot & cold temperatures
* After usage, let item cool down for 10 minutes prior to restarting
* Under penalty of law, do not remove this tagWww@Enter-QA@Com
Do not turn life upside down or else heart will break!. Feed at appropriate intervals and cuddle from time to time!. Irreplaceable!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Put back in the box!. You can not handle this toyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Unstable without daily chocolate allowanceWww@Enter-QA@Com
Light the blue touchpaper and get out of the way!. Quickly!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Warning: Contents under pressureWww@Enter-QA@Com
Batteries not includedWww@Enter-QA@Com
BreakableWww@Enter-QA@Com
Insert food here --------------> O:Www@Enter-QA@Com
Use only in emergency!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Warning Highly Unstable!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Fragile!.
Keep satisfied!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Keep satisfied!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Fragile :]Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol, you would never be able to understand them as they are written in hyro-glyphic's,even i don't understand! :-) lol get's bomb squad on stand-by! xWww@Enter-QA@Com
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Fragile- handle with care and nurture with an abundance of love (and cheese)!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
flammable
when beeping back off and stay away
handle w care
and
must feed coffee every day
=)Www@Enter-QA@Com
when beeping back off and stay away
handle w care
and
must feed coffee every day
=)Www@Enter-QA@Com
highly inflammable - handle with care!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Like an MFI flatpack confessingWww@Enter-QA@Com
Open at your own peril!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
contents may veryWww@Enter-QA@Com
Guarunteed for life!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
To be handled with love and care!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Warning- Do NOT mix with alcohol!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Best served chilled out!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
CAUTION- does not play well with others!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Do not push buttons!Www@Enter-QA@Com
This way upWww@Enter-QA@Com
Turn on at your own riskWww@Enter-QA@Com
Do not feed after midnight :)Www@Enter-QA@Com