Do you ever write letters like this?!
Question: Do you ever write letters like this!?
To My Dearest Wife,
During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times!. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of only once every 10 days!. The following is a list of why I didn't succeed more often:
We will wake the kids - 54 times
It's too late - 15 times
I'm too tired - 42 times
It's too early - 12 times
It's too hot - 18 times
Pretending to be asleep - 31 times
The neighbors will hear - 9 times
Headache or backache - 26 times
Sunburn - 10 times
Your mother will hear us - 9 times
Not in the mood - 21 times
Watching the late show - 17 times
Too sore - 26 times
New hairdo - 6 times
Wrong time of the month - 14 times
You had to go to the bathroom - 19 times
Of the 36 times that I DID succeed, the result was not always satisfying because 6 times you just laid there, 8 times you reminded me that there was a crack in the ceiling, 4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with,Www@Enter-QA@Com
During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times!. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of only once every 10 days!. The following is a list of why I didn't succeed more often:
We will wake the kids - 54 times
It's too late - 15 times
I'm too tired - 42 times
It's too early - 12 times
It's too hot - 18 times
Pretending to be asleep - 31 times
The neighbors will hear - 9 times
Headache or backache - 26 times
Sunburn - 10 times
Your mother will hear us - 9 times
Not in the mood - 21 times
Watching the late show - 17 times
Too sore - 26 times
New hairdo - 6 times
Wrong time of the month - 14 times
You had to go to the bathroom - 19 times
Of the 36 times that I DID succeed, the result was not always satisfying because 6 times you just laid there, 8 times you reminded me that there was a crack in the ceiling, 4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with,Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
That summed up the sex side in my marrige!
Hence a divorce that was finalised in 2007!
Lmao!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hence a divorce that was finalised in 2007!
Lmao!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Brilliant lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha
hilarious!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hilarious!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lmao!!! That is SO cool!
I must remember this one!. teehee
And to think, there is some truth amongst that,
"Oh the joys of marriage!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
I must remember this one!. teehee
And to think, there is some truth amongst that,
"Oh the joys of marriage!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thats funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
wow that is some crazy stuff!. why cant sex be happy!?
sounds like someone is not happy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
sounds like someone is not happy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very good!. I guess we can all relate to some of those things at one time or another!.
Made me smile!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Made me smile!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha i was realy loling haha!.!.!.a few more reasons not to get married heheWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
I never have!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
nope sure dont!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats funny, but shouldn't it be in jokes and riddles!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!!!! that was funny I needed that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com