Have you ever been late for work because of an unexpected sexual encounter?!
Question: Have you ever been late for work because of an unexpected sexual encounter!?
What did you tell the boss!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
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One of my kindergarten students told me she was late because daddy was in the shower with mommy!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I got lucky in more ways than one that day!.
Afterwards, on my way to work, a tire blew out and had to change it!. When I did get to work, the spare tire on my car was more than proof and reason as to me being late!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Afterwards, on my way to work, a tire blew out and had to change it!. When I did get to work, the spare tire on my car was more than proof and reason as to me being late!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i was a pizza delivery driver for dominos when i was 17, and my boyfriend met up with me while i was on my way back to work, and ummm!.!.!.you know, i told the boss i was late cuz heavy trafficWww@Enter-QA@Com
More than once!. Just told the usual lies!. Traffic, out of gas!. ticket, the alarm didn't work, forgot what day it was, got stuck behind an accident, weather, family emergency, mechanical trouble and so on!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Heck yes!.!.!.!.!.!.!.and told the boss the car would not start and I was waiting for AAA!. He believed me for a while but that excuse was starting to get old!.!.!.and not believable anymore!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
I refuse to answer on the grounds of self-incrimination!.!.!.!.lol
I told him the truth, he understood, laughed shook his head and said!.!.!.!."get to work pervert"!.!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
I told him the truth, he understood, laughed shook his head and said!.!.!.!."get to work pervert"!.!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
yes!. I didn't have to tell anyone!. They could see it in my eyes and my ear to ear smirk was a dead give away!.
(I was 19)Www@Enter-QA@Com
(I was 19)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Every morning, and I didn't have to tell him!. He knew already ;)!.
Peace, Love, & Johnny Depp!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Peace, Love, & Johnny Depp!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nobody argues with "explosive diarhea"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Man, I couldn't even begin to count how many times this happens to me!. And, of course, my boss knows better'n to even ask!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yes and my cab didn't get there in time X=Www@Enter-QA@Com
I just say I was having "a girl place issue", because than it's not technically lying!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
YES SO MUCH I HAD TO SWITCH TO SECOND SHIFT SCHEDULEWww@Enter-QA@Com
Of course!. School, work, pretty much anything!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well!.!. I just sort of snuck back in!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sure!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I told him I had to get a shotWww@Enter-QA@Com
YeahWww@Enter-QA@Com
blamed it on traffic!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yes!.!.!.!.that the alarm did not go off for some reasonWww@Enter-QA@Com
No, I don't hang around those places!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
my tire got a flatWww@Enter-QA@Com