How much is the longest you've ever farted in a row?!


Question: How much is the longest you've ever farted in a row!?
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(a little BACK ground first, on the situation that produced this!)-
-->I walked 20 miles a day with a pack, for 3 days, ate nothing the whole time!.
(Did this to lose some quick weight on way to gf's ((it worked!.!.!. 8 pounds)) )

when I got their she made me bologne sandwich, chips with french onion dip (sour cream!)!.!.and uh
then we went and drank wine and snorted things (well lines were fashionable in the 80's)

anyway!.!.!.at some point I felt the need to excuse myself, as there was something in my as s that didnt want to stay there any longer! (sniggle)!.!.!.

Um, as I perched precariously over someone's comode, straining to hold back a tear from the pain- one marble-sized poop came out!. It weighed about as much as a brick!. Made a helluva 'smack' on the porcelain when it hit (oh!. I thought I might have cracked it!)

THEN (the ordeal was FAR from over)!.!.!.I began emmitting (no, gushing out , like an untied balloon!!!!) escaping gasses that seened to come from a limitless supply deep within my hollowed out insides!!!
Minutes went by, and I was still there , farting one continuous fart
I was amazed by it, awed - the word was!.
and clearly recall being disappointed because the Guiness Book people were NOT there to time it!
(I was sure I had the record!!!)

At some point I had farted for so long continuousl;y, I had to stop for a moment - almost as if to let my anus catch a breath!
(that's what went through my head! ) BREATHE!!.!.!.
and then grab the sink and just go right back for ther rest of it!.

When I returned to the party, chuckling, and looking so self-pleased, it was a bit hard to explain
(but they were all loaded, so f*ck 'em!)Www@Enter-QA@Com

I hold an international record for a 14!.2 minute expulsion!.

It's still hanging over South America!.

Seriously, look it up!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

do you really want to know!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

3 times and im a girl! lol wow pretty impressive huh!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

It's off the charts!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

WoW what an important question!!! Is this necessary to ask!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

one time i farted so long i soiled myselfWww@Enter-QA@Com

lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

I've never timed them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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