If someone stole your stapler, would you set their desk on fire?!
Question: If someone stole your stapler, would you set their desk on fire!?
Just in case!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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That's why I keep some gasoline under my desk!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh gosh NO!
I would hit them right on their forehead with the stapler!. And that way each time they saw their big purple bump in the mirror, they would remember not to take stuff that is not theirs!.
btw, I have an old school stapler made of metal that weighs a ton!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I would hit them right on their forehead with the stapler!. And that way each time they saw their big purple bump in the mirror, they would remember not to take stuff that is not theirs!.
btw, I have an old school stapler made of metal that weighs a ton!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i no wat ur thinking! dont do dont do it!!! but sue them and tell your lawyer that it was diamond studded and that the person who stole it burned it then buried the remains so you have no proof it was diamond studded!. =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
I have killed people for stealing my pens, so setting someone on fire for stealing my stapler is not that far of a stretch for me!.
I hate it when people touch my stuff!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I hate it when people touch my stuff!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nope!.!.!.I'd go to a dying psychiatrist and have him make me forget how important my job is!.!.!.then steal money from the government half a cent at a time as a nod to a badly done Superman movie!.!.!.then I might set my office on fire!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't have a stapler at work, but I do have a welder!. If someone steals that, I also have a torch, so I would set their lunch on fire!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It would probably be less of a hassle to just go out and buy a new stapler!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I would seriously consider it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Fire bombing is so middle east!. Very passe'!.
Be original!.
Sith em!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Be original!.
Sith em!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah, absolutely!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Been there done that!.
Lets just say there isnt enough water in those big cooler bottles to put out the one I set!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lets just say there isnt enough water in those big cooler bottles to put out the one I set!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHA no id steal mine back and take there name tag for there desk hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
I'd steal it back, staple them to their desk, THEN set fire to it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Just the desk!?
I'd set the whole office on fire!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'd set the whole office on fire!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'd set them on fire!.
The desk is too beautiful!Www@Enter-QA@Com
The desk is too beautiful!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I might be tempted!. LOL!.!. I always felt sympathetic towards the guy in Office Space!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nope, maybe it was some one else or you just misplaced it:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
maybe if it was a magic stapler!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yeah,after I stole the SOB back!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i would set them on fire tooWww@Enter-QA@Com
Only if their hair and children were beyond my clutches!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Only if it was a Swingline!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
NO, I would steal their STAPLES!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
No but i wud kick them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
only if they put it in jello!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
no what nut job would do thatWww@Enter-QA@Com
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nopeWww@Enter-QA@Com
sure wouldWww@Enter-QA@Com
Who wouldn't!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nah !.!.!.!. without my stapler I'd just have to go home early!.Www@Enter-QA@Com