Favourite chuck norris joke?!


Question: Favourite chuck norris joke!?
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Mr!.T, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Chuck Norris are standing in front of God!. God says to them,"I have call you three here because you are the greatest fighters in the world and I have a place for one of you at my right hand!. You must prove to me whom of you it shall be!." Mr!. T steps and says "I pity the fool who doesn't let me sit at his right hand!." God tells him that he was not good enough and sends Mr!. T to Hell!. Arnold steps up and says "I was in predator, commando, the terminator!. You must choose the governator!." God tells him not good enough and sends Arnold to Hell!. God turns to Chuck Norris and say "Why should you sit beside me!?" Chuck quickly proceeds to roundhouse kick God in the face and say "Bit*h, you're in my seat! "Www@Enter-QA@Com

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting because that proposes the possibility of failure!. Chuck Norris goes killing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

There are no Weapons Of Mass Destruction in Iraq!.!.!. Because Chuck Norris lives in OklahomaWww@Enter-QA@Com

Why did the chicken cross the road!?!?!?
I dont know, and neither does Chuck Norris!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

if Chuck norris laid facedown on the ground and had an errection, he would strike oilWww@Enter-QA@Com

Chuck Norris's tears are the cure to cancer;
too bad Chuck never cries!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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