What inscription would you like on your grave headstone? Silly / funny ??!
Question: What inscription would you like on your grave headstone!? Silly / funny !?!?
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" 'ere lies Fred, No wonder e's dead, The wheel of a wagon went over 'is 'ed "!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
" 'ere lies Fred, No wonder e's dead, The wheel of a wagon went over 'is 'ed "!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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When I'm in a serious mood I worry work and think!.
When I'm in a happy mood I party screw and drink!.
When all is over and my time has come to pass I hope they bury me upside down so the world can kiss myass!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
When I'm in a happy mood I party screw and drink!.
When all is over and my time has come to pass I hope they bury me upside down so the world can kiss myass!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"I'm not really buried here!. They just wasted money on this stone after they mulched me and used me to fertilize the flowerbed!. But that's what I wanted!.!.!.
Oh yeah, I was born 9 July, and died !.!.!. geez, how am I supposed to know when I died!? I was kind of busy at the time!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh yeah, I was born 9 July, and died !.!.!. geez, how am I supposed to know when I died!? I was kind of busy at the time!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
no tombstone for me!. I have asked that a wooden raft be built and my body laid out on top of it!. Put a gold coin on each of my eyes and light the raft on fire!. Sending me out into the middle of the Lake SuperiorWww@Enter-QA@Com
Kenneth had a great answer
however I will have no stone no ceremony
I just want a simple QUICK cremation
If I had one it would be funny, witty and unique!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
however I will have no stone no ceremony
I just want a simple QUICK cremation
If I had one it would be funny, witty and unique!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I would want something clever and funny!.
I once saw one that said something like "Here lies Les, stabbed in the chest, 34 times, no Les, no more"
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I once saw one that said something like "Here lies Les, stabbed in the chest, 34 times, no Les, no more"
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Devoted Husband
Loving FatherWww@Enter-QA@Com
Loving FatherWww@Enter-QA@Com
Finally reached retirement!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Finaly!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Something smartass as that is how I lived my life!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
" I said I wanted a room with a view!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ashes, ashes, all fall down!.
( I plan to be cremated )Www@Enter-QA@Com
( I plan to be cremated )Www@Enter-QA@Com
something like!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!."Psssst!!.!.!.tell my atheists friends, they're WRONG"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"I'm !.!.!. WHAT!?!"Www@Enter-QA@Com