POLL: whats the funniest pick-up line you've ever heard?!
Question: POLL: whats the funniest pick-up line you've ever heard!?
or how about funniest name!?
like for example: ben dover!.
haha!. idk!. immature moment!.
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like for example: ben dover!.
haha!. idk!. immature moment!.
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Answers:
"Is your dad a terrorist!? Cuz you da bomb! "
"Do i know u!? id sure like to!."
"Sex is a killer!.!.!.want to die happy!?"
"The word of the day is "legs!." Let's go back to my place and spread the word!."
"I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Do i know u!? id sure like to!."
"Sex is a killer!.!.!.want to die happy!?"
"The word of the day is "legs!." Let's go back to my place and spread the word!."
"I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
POLL:
"OHHHMYGOD!. SOmEONE CALL THE AMBULANCE!"
*everybody is all confused and the girls like WTFMAN*
girl: WHATS WRONG Omg WHATS WRONG
"dont talk!. you have a nasty bump on your head!. SOMEONE CALL THE AMBULANCE"
girl: ummm noidont!. why do you say that!?
"cause your an angel fallen from heaven o!.O"
name: i dont know if this is true, but apparently my friend's mom knew someone named Mike Hunt!. hahahahaha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"OHHHMYGOD!. SOmEONE CALL THE AMBULANCE!"
*everybody is all confused and the girls like WTFMAN*
girl: WHATS WRONG Omg WHATS WRONG
"dont talk!. you have a nasty bump on your head!. SOMEONE CALL THE AMBULANCE"
girl: ummm noidont!. why do you say that!?
"cause your an angel fallen from heaven o!.O"
name: i dont know if this is true, but apparently my friend's mom knew someone named Mike Hunt!. hahahahaha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I was at a convenient store and this girl stood beside me and said to me!.
"Wow I need a drink!."
I thought she was just stating it, but then I realised she was expecting me to buy her one!
Well she got embarrassed and yeah I got her a cola!.
Funniest name!? Hmm, I'll get back to you on this one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Wow I need a drink!."
I thought she was just stating it, but then I realised she was expecting me to buy her one!
Well she got embarrassed and yeah I got her a cola!.
Funniest name!? Hmm, I'll get back to you on this one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funniest Name:
Richard Head !.!.!.!.Short for Richard Dick so (Dick Head)
Funniest Pick Up Lines:
Do you work for UPS / ParcelForce!? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package!.
Have I seen you before!? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the dictionary under the word FANBLEEDINGTASTIC!
Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest!?
Hi!. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus
If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Richard Head !.!.!.!.Short for Richard Dick so (Dick Head)
Funniest Pick Up Lines:
Do you work for UPS / ParcelForce!? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package!.
Have I seen you before!? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the dictionary under the word FANBLEEDINGTASTIC!
Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest!?
Hi!. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus
If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ok, in maid of Honor the movie the lady said you should have your child named Awhole! It sounds like as* whole and then she said our family comes with a line of Awholes! It was so funny!
lol
And the funniest pick up line is one o my friends said this , Your like a jets pizza Your hot and Im ready! LOlWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol
And the funniest pick up line is one o my friends said this , Your like a jets pizza Your hot and Im ready! LOlWww@Enter-QA@Com
pick up line, from a guy called paul was "never fear, paul is here!." whilst i was at the gym!. i would have laughed in his face if i wasnt out of breath!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I was working at habitat for humanity and this guy said "I've got the hammer you got the nails!. I'd like to nail you!." That one made me laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Pick up line - It looks like someone took 2 fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress!.
Name - Mr!. ButtWww@Enter-QA@Com
Name - Mr!. ButtWww@Enter-QA@Com
Phill mc!. crackin!.
but no, i used one for a bet!.!.
"Nice Shoes!!.!.!. Wnna' F*ck"Www@Enter-QA@Com
but no, i used one for a bet!.!.
"Nice Shoes!!.!.!. Wnna' F*ck"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Guy - "Can I ask you a personal question!?"
Me - "Yes!.!.!.!. they're real!."
Guy - "How did you know I was gonna ask that!?!!?!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Me - "Yes!.!.!.!. they're real!."
Guy - "How did you know I was gonna ask that!?!!?!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Why don't you come over here and sit on my lap and we will discuss whatever pops up 1st!.!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Fat Penguin!"!.!.!.sorry I just wanted to say something that would break the ice!.!.!.lol its stupid
and name would be Mike Hunt ( might take you awile to get lol)Www@Enter-QA@Com
and name would be Mike Hunt ( might take you awile to get lol)Www@Enter-QA@Com
" The angels are falling from the sky",,,,, very funny!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Never heard one!.!.!. probably never will !! LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
"treat you like my homework, slam you on my desk and do you all night long"Www@Enter-QA@Com
a fat kid said at my school to a girl that she looks like a French frie cause shes skinny and tasty!Www@Enter-QA@Com
name: Mr!. Dippar RashyWww@Enter-QA@Com
'' I didnt like donkeys till i met you , But you *** has changed me ! !.!.!. EWWW ORRR ! ''
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Yh , Immature !.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Yh , Immature !.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You're in luck!.!.!.
I've decided to go ugly early tonight :)~Www@Enter-QA@Com
I've decided to go ugly early tonight :)~Www@Enter-QA@Com
You're a good lookin' woman
Said in the tone of Jethro Bodine!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Said in the tone of Jethro Bodine!Www@Enter-QA@Com
mike hunt
buster hiemen
jack mehoff
semore buttsWww@Enter-QA@Com
buster hiemen
jack mehoff
semore buttsWww@Enter-QA@Com
I love to Yuck Fou!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Your hot!.!.!.!.plsWww@Enter-QA@Com
duck youWww@Enter-QA@Com
Baby, you rock my cock!
I use that line on men to confuse them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I use that line on men to confuse them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
if i was a dog i would hump your leg!.
Mike Hunt = my ****Www@Enter-QA@Com
Mike Hunt = my ****Www@Enter-QA@Com