I've have a giant belly and I'm mad all the time. Could I be pregnant?!


Question: I've have a giant belly and I'm mad all the time!. Could I be pregnant!?
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Either that or you're Rosie O'DonnellWww@Enter-QA@Com

have you been bleaching your face again !.!.so you look like that Jackson fellow!.!.your belly is swollen from the freakin toxins seeping into your skin!.
No really mate have you looked at yourself in the mirror!.!. lol!.!. I have heard of pink eye !.!. but what the hell!.!. your eyes are yellow!.!.You have not looked the same since /the birds nested in your Bukwah beird!.!.!. I think that could be a bit of the problem too
No wonder your mad as hell!.!.I would be tooWww@Enter-QA@Com

sounds like chocolate withdrawls!!
mmm pregnant,maybe yes!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yeah, you are!. Remember to put headphones on your belly during your gestation period!. I was told they come well educated in 9 monthe!. Not too sure about little gremlins though,,,Www@Enter-QA@Com

Congratulations ! Your sonogram report states that you are going to be the father of a bouncing baby fat tumor!. Your doctor may suggest more careful web practices in the future!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Nope!.!.!.!.!.You are simply a madman with a giant belly!.!.!.And strange coloured eyes!.!.!.And the beard is a little odd too!.!.

Maybe you are pregnant, I see the signs now!.!.!.
Yes you are of course!.!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

Hahaha, yes - but you can still try out for the part of "Fat Bastard" in the next Austin Powers flick!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

It's either that or constipation Buk!.!.!.

Being bloated ain't no circus!.!.!.!.

I feel your pain bro!.!.!.!.

<<< Knows the definition of IBS all too wellWww@Enter-QA@Com

The giant belly could just be a festering, who the hell can say why you'd be mad all the time!Www@Enter-QA@Com

could be gas from the coke and pepsi controversy
or it could be the troll you swallowed!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Are you also eating coal or vast quantities of pickled beets!?

If so, then very likely!Www@Enter-QA@Com

It's possible!. Could the father be Rosie O'Donnell!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

You don't have a uterus and you ain't a p*ssy!.!.!.!.So no!. You just need some cookies!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yes you could be pregnant or a raging alkie!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

yes !.!.!.!.!.!. you were sexed up by a delivery truck and you are now permanently impregnated with a keg of beer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Surprise surprise! That's not your belly!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

or severely constipatedWww@Enter-QA@Com

Only if you eat sausage could you be pregnant!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

could menopauseWww@Enter-QA@Com

no you're just overweight and mad about it!. =]Www@Enter-QA@Com

Maybe you have syphilis!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

You might just need to take a good dump!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Nothing would surprise me!. You may need an enema!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

you sound like my neighbor!.!.
are you gonna ask if you're pretty next!? ; )Www@Enter-QA@Com

Are your nipples tender!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

grampa!.!.!.go take your meds and get the hell off my computer!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Huk!. Anything is possible!. Run to the Ob/gyn and make certain!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Just fatWww@Enter-QA@Com

You might just be a fat jerk like me!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Your eyes look more like it's a thyroid problem!.

AlwaysWww@Enter-QA@Com

You could be,take a pregnacy testWww@Enter-QA@Com



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