Survey: How do i become a CHAV?!
Question: Survey: How do i become a CHAV!?
I heard it's the new hip young trend for people of my age, so what do i have to sign to become one, do i get a badge and a certificate that i can colour in!?!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
start wearing lots of burberry and big coin rings!. Invest in a trackie and wears your white sports socks over them with a new pair of trainers! Drink buckie or mad dog and hang about the streets annoying people and talking like a ned! There you go - you are officially a chav!Www@Enter-QA@Com
first of all!.!.chavs are pointless creatures!
1!.get some new clothes!.!.!.tracksuits!.!.pref white!.!.make sure there top notch as in chav wars the make of your clothes come into battle!. a nice shiny pair of white Kiss runner should do the job!.!.tuck your tracky bottoms into your socks!
2!.Stick ur head down the toilet!.!.aka!.!.BLEACH IT!!as blonde as blonde can be
3!.acquire a crap taste in music!.!.like the odd normal dance song but you should eally be going for the chipmonk dance sorta thing
4!.Start annoying people!.!.fighting in public!.!.thinking your the bomb and getting a bad rep
5!.go to the police and warn them that your a **** not to messed with
6!.TA-DA!NOW UR A USELESS CHAV TO!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!.get some new clothes!.!.!.tracksuits!.!.pref white!.!.make sure there top notch as in chav wars the make of your clothes come into battle!. a nice shiny pair of white Kiss runner should do the job!.!.tuck your tracky bottoms into your socks!
2!.Stick ur head down the toilet!.!.aka!.!.BLEACH IT!!as blonde as blonde can be
3!.acquire a crap taste in music!.!.like the odd normal dance song but you should eally be going for the chipmonk dance sorta thing
4!.Start annoying people!.!.fighting in public!.!.thinking your the bomb and getting a bad rep
5!.go to the police and warn them that your a **** not to messed with
6!.TA-DA!NOW UR A USELESS CHAV TO!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
urbandictionary!.com should tell you all you need to know!.
You do not get a badge or a certificate, can you color inside the lines!? my friend Samuel will teach you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You do not get a badge or a certificate, can you color inside the lines!? my friend Samuel will teach you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
funnily enough you do get a badge when you become a chav and also a certificate that legalises you chaviness with biggggg letters and coloursWww@Enter-QA@Com
Get yourself a Burburry cap, some big hoop earrings and 4 kids under the age of 4 and your half way there! When you have your ASBO your a fully fledged member of the chav brigade! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I can't believe you wanna be a chavs, when you kids call them charlie, kayleigh and proper chav names!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Dont be so silly Hank! Chav indeed - your mum told me she bought you a pair of Postman Pat trainers with the squeeky tongue that you havent had on your feet yet !!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Dude, don't bother! You'll be looked down on by those who know you now as a decent person!. Chavism doesn't pay!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ask at your nearest McDonalds!. The secret password is 'A happy meal, please'Www@Enter-QA@Com
You look like one already!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Just get a pit-bull and some tracky bottomsWww@Enter-QA@Com
please dont become a chav!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wear a hoodie with the hood over the top of a cap!.!.! xxWww@Enter-QA@Com
whats a chav!?Www@Enter-QA@Com