Was i right or wrong? I'm in my garden one sunny afternoon, and the mail car!
Question: Was i right or wrong!? I'm in my garden one sunny afternoon, and the mail carrier came back to say hi and give
me my mail!. We chatted for a few minutes and when he turned to leave, he stepped on and crushed one of my ripe tomato's!. He said "oops, sorry" and walked away!. At that moment, my smile turned to a growl!. I got up, grabbed the crushed tomato, and caught up to my mail carrying "friend"! I said "hey!.!.!.think this is funny!?" and threw the crushed tomato in his face from short range, then told him to "get the fuq off my property, and go get bit in the balls by a dog!" and started walking back to my garden!. He told me to "fuq off", that pissed me off more! I grabbed my shovel, walked up behind him and hit him in the back of his leg!. He fell, but knocked me over too!. He crawled to his van, and hit the gas!. He sped away with me on top of the van!. I had my shovel and broke the windshield, which cut his face!. I jumped in and punched him and choked him, he hit me with a large package as i jammed stamps in his mouth and told him "i'm sending you to hell where tomato murderers belong!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Hahahahahahaha!!
I didn't know postage was needed
to be sent to hell LoL
You did the gentlemanly thing for this situation ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I didn't know postage was needed
to be sent to hell LoL
You did the gentlemanly thing for this situation ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hell no, it was perfectly justified if it was the first ripe tomato of the season!
Encore! Encore!- Stupendously Amusing! :>{)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Encore! Encore!- Stupendously Amusing! :>{)Www@Enter-QA@Com
That mailman was my Grandpa, you jerk!
Well, little did you know, that pond was full of radioactive goo!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well, little did you know, that pond was full of radioactive goo!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'll answer when I'm done laughing!.!.!. RIOT!
Star for you!
EDIT: Totally right, man you can't let those mailmen in their short shorts push you around!.!.!. good on ya!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Star for you!
EDIT: Totally right, man you can't let those mailmen in their short shorts push you around!.!.!. good on ya!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Those must be some bitchin' tomatoes!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol that was hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
How many stamps did it take to send him to hell!? This could be very useful information!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You must have seen revenge of the killer tomatoes!. You was wrong!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
DROGL! (Deer rolling on ground laughing)
That's the funniest thing I've ever read!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's the funniest thing I've ever read!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah, I'm sure this really happened!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah right!. I believe you!. NOTWww@Enter-QA@Com
Thank you for the laugh! I needed that!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Note to self: Do not step on Mr!. O's tomatoes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well at least now I know why my mail never arrived that day!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
aww nothing like sweet revenge on the mail man!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Assaulting a mail carrier is a Federal crime!. Hitting someone with a shovel constitutes aggravated assault!. Obstructing a driver's control of a moving vehicle is reckless endangerment!. Not to mention manslaughter if the mail carrier did not survive the explosion!. You could go to prison for any or all of these actions!.
If this is a true story, I'm surprised you haven't already been arrested!
Is this your reaction for someone accidentally stepping on a piece of fruit!? You need some serious anger management help!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
If this is a true story, I'm surprised you haven't already been arrested!
Is this your reaction for someone accidentally stepping on a piece of fruit!? You need some serious anger management help!.Www@Enter-QA@Com