What time of year is the best time to plant and harvest a crop of couch potato&#!


Question: What time of year is the best time to plant and harvest a crop of couch potato's!?
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When a new game for X-box 360 comes out!. !. !. !. !.I have quite a good crop going this summer!. They are VERY expensive to maintain though because occasionally they have to be fed and hydrated!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

OMG, why would you want to do that!. They are overtaking good usable space as it is like weeds, dandelions, and kudzu!.

It's easy to understand why they grow in such numbers because they don't need much to survive and thrive - a tv, a remote, and a couch!. If there is a 'fridge' within arms reach, then you have a definite inhabitant that will become deeply rooted to one spot!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Anytime is good--but you want to do it before the couch is ruined--if you suspect the couch is ruined, the best way to harvest is to just set it on fire!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Make sure their eyes are facing toward the television!. You'll have an abundant supply of them all through out the growing season!. Since they are already full if it , you never need to fertilize !. The absorb energy through the remote controlWww@Enter-QA@Com

You can plant them about any time, but you can not harvest them until at least two weeks after the Superbowl!. Typically, you can plant a new crop shortly after the harvest!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I think couch potatoes are perennials, so I would plant them in the spring and have a good harvest by fall!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

During TV sweeps week usually during the spring and fall!.
The glow of the TV makes them grow plump and juicy!Www@Enter-QA@Com

When there's a beer in their hand and SportsCenter is playing then you know the time is right!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

couch potatoes are the only thing that doesn't have an official season!.!.!. they can grow all year long!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Football season!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

anytime is a good time, especially when there's a snow!.!.!. eh, i mean show!.!.!. heehee!Www@Enter-QA@Com

As soon as the warm weather ends!.!.!.just in time for Football, Thanksgiving and Christmas!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

winterWww@Enter-QA@Com

For me it's winter time, I hibernateWww@Enter-QA@Com

Winter and they will sprout in the Spring!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Fall and winter!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

get the shovel and harvest them now!.!.!.Love honeyWww@Enter-QA@Com

I'm usually ripe for the picking in late March!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

This Spud's for you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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