If you were quitting your job to be a full-time stay-at-home dad and today was y!


Question: If you were quitting your job to be a full-time stay-at-home dad and today was your last day at work!?
what would you steal and who would you hurt to make it worth your while!?Www@Enter-QA@Com


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I've had my eye on Dr!. Armstrong's Porsche for quite some time!. At five dollars a pop, I'll be able to trade it for a whole bunch of acid!Www@Enter-QA@Com

^WTF!? This guy is dedicated!.

I would never be a stay at home dad because then I couldn't get out and meet womens all day long like I do now!. also, I can't see raising kids in Val's cellar!. also, I am childless!.

I would love to quit, though, and would take the urinals from the bathrooms (just to annoy people) and a ruler, because you can never have too many rulers!.

And I would smack upside the head a woman whose license plate reads "Dr!. Law!." I am pretty sure she isn't a lawyer, she parks in the handicapped spaces even though she isn't handicapped (she has a placard), and she leaves her bluetooth headset in 24/7!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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oh my, you are knocking on a door that once swung open leads to detectives and missing portions of your employment history

but on the other hand if its 'worth" it

Procuring office supplies, a laptop, phones, software, and any raw materials (copper pipe, wire, switches, outlets, toilet paper, cleaning supplies)

hurt!?

syrup of ipecac in their food/drink which will induce vomiting
calcium carbide in the toilet which will produce a foul stench
*note- this gas is the same gas used in coal miner's lamps which is flammable when contained in a compressed volume

How bout brake fluid on their car's paint job!?
Foaming their exhaust with insulation in a can
Foam the office computers through slits, vents and holes
Super glue all around keyboard keys
Road kill creatively placed in the workplace
Fish emulsion in air ducts, vents (including car vents located just below the windshield wipers) http://www!.planetnatural!.com/site/alaska!.!.!.

Run fiberglass insulation through sleeves, underwear and pants legs

Cutting every wire in the place
Close all the breakers and super glue them shut
Super Glue every lock (including all the latches in the restroom) start in the last stall and crawl your way out

Wrist rocket all the glass with ball bearings the night before your last day

and last but not least, place a trim nail that you snip the head off with nail pullers in your boss's chair!. Push it down with the nail pullers so that snipped end finds a stable upright positionWww@Enter-QA@Com

I'd probably be stealing my wife's or girlfriend's heart because that is one hell of a job to do!.!.!.!.and I'd probably hurt myself tremendously because I am going into this job thinking it's easy!.!.!.and now I have a to do list 7 miles long and kids that don't appreciate me!.!.!.and a wife that is out there in the world talking to people!.!.!.!.comes home and makes sure to make a mess in the living room that took me all day to keep clean!. HA HA!!! (I'm a woman)Www@Enter-QA@Com

I wouldn't steal or hurt anyone!. The reason I would be quitting my job to be a stay-at-home dad would be so that I could enjoy being a father and try to guide my kids according to my values!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Considering my husband is a Soldier, he could steal some cool stuff and have the ability to hurt a great amount of people, probably in one shot!!! LOL

Maybe he'll bring me home that tank I always wanted!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

well, would it be worth it if I had to make out a resume later cos I decided to return to work!? would it be worth it if I were caught!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Wouldn't steal a thing and would be nice on my way out the door!. These are the people you will want references from and who knows, someday you may need your job back!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Everything and everybodyWww@Enter-QA@Com

My desk because it has tons of snot wiped up under it, so it is close to me!. Both spiritually and on the evolutionary scale!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I have to desire to hurt anyone!. I just causes bad vibes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

That "Balz" guy is very dedicated!. I admire his effort to use the word "balz" in every answer, no matter how stupid!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

he can try to steal good luck!.


good luck on this one buddy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha I would tell every1 I had a problem with off and do it with a smile!.!.!. I wouldn't take anything stealing is bad well it depends on where I work lol but for real stealing is badWww@Enter-QA@Com

I'd steal some water coolers/ and i'd kick the janitors ***!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I would not steal anything!. Maybe yell at someone that got on my nerves alot thoughWww@Enter-QA@Com

I'd steal the computer because it's better than the one I have at homeWww@Enter-QA@Com

My bosse "BALZ", and It will hurt!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Nothing,
I would likely get caught and get arrested!.


GOOD LUCK



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steal!? thats dumb!. he would be a full time jailbird then!. And why burn bridges!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Need more details darlin!.!.!.where does he work!.!.!.!.!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

id throw a huge party!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I'd steal my new secretary!.!.!.!.!. I'm gonna need help with the kids!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I'm takin my pc and staplerWww@Enter-QA@Com

nothing and no one, i probably wouldnt show up on my last sched day!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com



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