What's the most retarded text you've recieved today?!


Question: What's the most retarded text you've recieved today!?
My little sister text me earlier saying;

"Hello sister!. I had leavers mass today, I was filling in the word Christ with Jebus!. I'm very funny =] The priest looked like a Jew!. I'm suspicious xxx"Www@Enter-QA@Com


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lol that funny
welll, today wasnt a very eventful text day today!.!.i think the retardest one was from rebecca, saying that i needed to pick up my snowshoes!.!.!.but she meant to send it to someone else lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

Weekend fat binges 'damage health'
Press Assoc!. - 16 minutes ago

The saturated fat "binge culture" enjoyed by Britons every weekend is leading to potentially serious health problems, according to experts!.

A survey of 11,000 households including about 25,000 people found their typical weekend diets contained saturated fat at levels well above recommended guidelines, the study for Unilever found!.

A weekend fry-up with buttered toast and a cappuccino contains 33!.7g of saturated fat!. The recommended daily limit of saturated fat is 30g for men and 20g for women!.

The study found consumption of saturated fat could increase to 61g for men and 33g for women on weekend days!.

High levels of saturated fat can raise blood cholesterol, particularly low density lipoprotein cholesterol, which is a risk factor for coronary heart disease!.

Coronary heart disease is the UK's biggest killer, with one in every four men, and one in every six women dying from the disease!. Approximately 300,000 people have a heart attack in the UK each year!.

Dietician Sian Porter said: "The results suggest a serious lack of awareness among the public about how much >>>>>>

Say wot!?!? R U txt'n' me!?!?!? R U txt'n' me!?!?!?!? From Tx!?!?!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

"the party was canceled cuz his mom found out!. let's meet somewhere with the girls, instead!."
it wasn't retarded, but it sorta sucked :/Www@Enter-QA@Com

"Eatin!. Waitin on meg 2 go 2 the smoked meats festival!."

It's from my sister who took a trip to louisiana, and I was asking her what she was doing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i didnt get a text received today!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I am too old to be doing that sort of thingWww@Enter-QA@Com

Send this to 10 people or you will die!. Very dumb!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I haven't yet switched on my phone today, but here's one I received from a friend yesterday!.!.!.!.

if i don't c u b4 i get there, ur prob on way here!.!.!.!.

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