Whats the best or funniest quote you know?!
Question: Whats the best or funniest quote you know!?
It can be from a movie or song or an original one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
1) Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car!.
2) Fighting for peace is like F**king for virginity!.
3) If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress!?
4) I could've eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay!!
5) All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand!.
6) If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
2) Fighting for peace is like F**king for virginity!.
3) If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress!?
4) I could've eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay!!
5) All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand!.
6) If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Best two quotes:
“You laugh at me because I’m different, I laugh at you because you’re all the same“ - Jonathan Davis!.
“School is practice for future life, practice makes perfect and nobodys perfect, so why practice!?” - Billie Joe ArmstrongWww@Enter-QA@Com
“You laugh at me because I’m different, I laugh at you because you’re all the same“ - Jonathan Davis!.
“School is practice for future life, practice makes perfect and nobodys perfect, so why practice!?” - Billie Joe ArmstrongWww@Enter-QA@Com
Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened!. -Winston Churchill
haha :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
"You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think"
Dorothy Parker!.!.!.when asked to use the word horticulture in a sentence during a party game!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Dorothy Parker!.!.!.when asked to use the word horticulture in a sentence during a party game!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
One of the most accurate quotes I know ( and use often) is,
"No Good Deed Goes Unpunished"-- Robert BenchleyWww@Enter-QA@Com
"No Good Deed Goes Unpunished"-- Robert BenchleyWww@Enter-QA@Com
I think they one I put on my profile is pretty funny!.
"My inferiority complex is not as good as yours is"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"My inferiority complex is not as good as yours is"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"I would rather have a bottle in front of me, instead of a frontal lobotomy" Loudon Wainwright IIIWww@Enter-QA@Com
"you cant rape the willing!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"This town needs an enema!" the JokerWww@Enter-QA@Com
"Aim high, you won't shoot your foot off!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
always avoid alliterationsWww@Enter-QA@Com
Bad spellers of the world untie!
Confuscious say: Man who go through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Confuscious say: Man who go through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
" I like cheese!" ~ a boy in my LA class : DWww@Enter-QA@Com
your face looks like robin williams' knucklesWww@Enter-QA@Com