CHALLENGING question of the day!!?!


Question: CHALLENGING question of the day!!!?
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if your pet could talk what would they say!?!?!?

(if you don't have a pet just make something up)Www@Enter-QA@Com


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Seriously what is wrong with me licking her ***!?!?!?!?!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

I had a cat named "Tinker" who died several years ago at the age of 17!. He was an intelligent and quiet Maine Coon cat!. He never made much noise but he had this amazing power to get everyone to do what he wanted!. He would have definitely told everyone that he was royalty and should be treated as such!. He would also say that if you do not keep my bowl filled with water at all times, I'll turn the bathroom tub on( and he did )!.He would tell me that as he got older he needed small meals several times a day and that might include 2am!. So if I didn't want to get up to feed him he would simply slam the cabinet door in the bathroom where his food was ( and he did ) !.And finally, at the end of his long and good life he would sing a song and say " It was a fun ride and I did it my way"!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

My cat would say: I'm tired of you always shutting that damn door, when am I gonna get me some loving!. Oh I forgot you had me spaded!.

Yeah and you keep me in this damn house all the time, I'm tired of being a house cat, open the damn door now dammit, and let me outta here, so I can chase some birds or something!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

You know about my pet rock allready, It'll (unsure of gender) probably tell me I'm not feeding it enough and don't take it for walks!. But I do have meaningful conversations with it, late at night, (early morning!?) when the bourbon has mysteriously evaporated!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

My dog would say , why the hell do I have to eat this disgusting dog food while you eat steak !? You try eating this for a change and then you will know why I fart so bad!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

My cat would probably say: "Stupid, stupid humans!.!.!.!."

EDIT: (To whoever gave me a thumbs down): http://imgs!.xkcd!.com/comics/cat_proximit!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

THE UNDERTAKER RULESWww@Enter-QA@Com

I did not do ANY of the household damage!.!.!.the cats did it--they did not sleep while you were gone!Www@Enter-QA@Com

hey, get off of my seat!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Pet Dog=> Bring me to the park so I can tap some ***Www@Enter-QA@Com

your so annoying! stop using that stupid baby talk, and quit buying me everything in pink im more of an orange!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

why the f--- did you leave me at the parents house while you two went to hawaii for ten days!.

i misss my dog bad!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

GET YER A** OUTTA BED AND FEED ME!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Can I come inside where it is warm, cosy and niceWww@Enter-QA@Com

NO, YOU SIT!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Hey! Give me the food , you fool can't you understand that I am hungry!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

And you think I need to be on a leash!? <rolls eyes>Www@Enter-QA@Com

My dog would say - Next time i pick the bit*h!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I need a pole to pee at home lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

My dog would say: This bark sure is ruff!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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