I am unhappy with the weather England is getting during this 'summer'- s!
Question: I am unhappy with the weather England is getting during this 'summer'- should I write to God or the Queen!?
I want to write to whoever is in charge of this bloody mess and get them to sort it out!. Yesterday it rained whilst I was on my bicycle ride- can you imagine!? In July!
I can't decide whether it's God or Liz that needs to be told to pull their socks up!. Which do you think!? And is God in the Yellow Pages!? I've only got enough for a second-class stamp, mind!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I can't decide whether it's God or Liz that needs to be told to pull their socks up!. Which do you think!? And is God in the Yellow Pages!? I've only got enough for a second-class stamp, mind!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
The God of weather is Thor and his King is Odin!.
At the moment Thor is battling with Loki, his evil half brother for possession of Sif, the raven haired niece of Odin!.
I would contact the Finnish, Swedish or Norwegian embassies to intercede and engage diplomatically with the Thunder God by making obeisance to Odin!.
Some fresh virgin's blood should do the trick, while Loki is drinking it there will be peace in the heavens and bees, kine and flowers will grow in warmth and calm!. Aaaahh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
At the moment Thor is battling with Loki, his evil half brother for possession of Sif, the raven haired niece of Odin!.
I would contact the Finnish, Swedish or Norwegian embassies to intercede and engage diplomatically with the Thunder God by making obeisance to Odin!.
Some fresh virgin's blood should do the trick, while Loki is drinking it there will be peace in the heavens and bees, kine and flowers will grow in warmth and calm!. Aaaahh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Send a telegram to the Queen and a dove to God- use the stamp to write a letter to someone you love but haven't been in touch with recently!.
p!.s- I read the other day that the Queen makes an effort to get up and dance to 'Dancing Queen' by ABBA because she's the Queen and she likes to dance!. Now, where the heck did I read that!? Oh, it was at the hairdresser's whilst waiting for my sister!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
p!.s- I read the other day that the Queen makes an effort to get up and dance to 'Dancing Queen' by ABBA because she's the Queen and she likes to dance!. Now, where the heck did I read that!? Oh, it was at the hairdresser's whilst waiting for my sister!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I agree with you!
Lets start a petition FOR BETTER BRITISH WEATHER!.
i was at the beach yesterday as it was my friends party and i was unfortunate to fall in the sea!.
In normal July weather i would of dried off BUT I DIDN'T
EDIT: Mart You can't even spell so why you calling him a phsyco (thats spelt right, right!?)
and it's A JOKE!.
get a sense of humour!.
Hey ask God for one while your sending him the letter!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lets start a petition FOR BETTER BRITISH WEATHER!.
i was at the beach yesterday as it was my friends party and i was unfortunate to fall in the sea!.
In normal July weather i would of dried off BUT I DIDN'T
EDIT: Mart You can't even spell so why you calling him a phsyco (thats spelt right, right!?)
and it's A JOKE!.
get a sense of humour!.
Hey ask God for one while your sending him the letter!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Try going through Jesus, you can find his number on the back of the many plates that have pictures of the last supper on!. Tell him you cant find Gods phone number any where and that he must be ex directory!. I think its God who is in charge!. My Mum used to tell me that it was God taking a shower when it rained!. As for Liz!.!.!.!. hmmm shes too busy with her corgis to bother with the likes of anyone else!. I know what you mean though when you say that its raining in July!. Up here N!.W England its rained constant on and off for days!.!.!.!. We was going to have a B!.B!.Q but cant now!. Summer will come though it will be approximatly November!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i dont really care who you write to!.!.!.but it definately needs sorting!
Mother nature may very well be a better option!.
All i know is that I shouldnt have to be wearing a hoody in bloody July!.
Look on the bright side though!.!.!. at this rate christmas might be boiling!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Mother nature may very well be a better option!.
All i know is that I shouldnt have to be wearing a hoody in bloody July!.
Look on the bright side though!.!.!. at this rate christmas might be boiling!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't think we can really put the blame on either to be honest!. At least when it pees down it makes you appreciate the sun when it does come out!
I know what you mean though - I've also been riding my bike more just recently and the rain takes all the fun out of it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I know what you mean though - I've also been riding my bike more just recently and the rain takes all the fun out of it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Dude I live in Mobile Alabama: it rains like a hurricane here every other day, literally!. I mean hail, tornado warnings, sheets of rain, the works!. But hey, that is our version of a summer shower!. i guess that is why hurricanes don't scare me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
no God is not in the yellow pages duh!!!! and u cant write to God because he is in heaven and he is God!! You should be happy with the weather that is there because God made it like that and nobody can change itWww@Enter-QA@Com
i don't think anyones gonna change our weather, its not been great, thunderin and everythin here, but i love stormsWww@Enter-QA@Com
the queen i think, its about time she earned her money!.
im sure if you address it to liz she wont mind helping you out!.
good luck with that oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
im sure if you address it to liz she wont mind helping you out!.
good luck with that oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
Write to the Queen so she puts pressure on leaders because this is all related to that darn global warming!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
youre f***** crazy man ooo go and wirite a letta to godhis address is "88, youarecrazy wierdo town " hope i';ve helped phicoWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL
the weather is supposed to be getting better soon anyway!.
or due to global warming it is likely that it will be really hot in winter/Autumn!Www@Enter-QA@Com
the weather is supposed to be getting better soon anyway!.
or due to global warming it is likely that it will be really hot in winter/Autumn!Www@Enter-QA@Com
write to the weather man!.!.!. it's all his fault
or just write to the queen and ask her to pass it on to GodWww@Enter-QA@Com
or just write to the queen and ask her to pass it on to GodWww@Enter-QA@Com
well 1!.mother nature 2!.i dont think you can contact God!?why/ because he is GodWww@Enter-QA@Com
No time for writing!. Just run
The ice caps are melting!. Your land will go unter the water
You will not believe it now but when you do it is too late !Www@Enter-QA@Com
The ice caps are melting!. Your land will go unter the water
You will not believe it now but when you do it is too late !Www@Enter-QA@Com
Move to Australia!. everyday is sunny :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Write to Gordon the goffer Brownie points at No10Www@Enter-QA@Com
right to god and tell him that i have a wordrobe full of new summer clothes that i have not worn yet pleaseWww@Enter-QA@Com
A second class stamp isn't enough if you are sending to god!.!.it might get lost on the way!. ~ first class recorded!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Write to John Kettley or Sian Lloyd!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I reacon God, hold on I will write too and we can share the stampWww@Enter-QA@Com
i thought the queen was godWww@Enter-QA@Com
well if u want 2 be creative write 2 god!. the queen really cant do nethingWww@Enter-QA@Com
Writing to neither will help!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
GodWww@Enter-QA@Com
uh!.!.!. God!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nahhh ,,,,Neither ,,,St Jude,,, Patron Saint of Lost CausesWww@Enter-QA@Com
i think u should call god!.Www@Enter-QA@Com