Which one of these would you rather wear?!
Question: Which one of these would you rather wear!?
Poll:Spandex pants or Regular pants!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
maybe !.!.!.!.!.!. regular pantsWww@Enter-QA@Com
regular!.
here is a little joke poem for u all!.!.
Ode to a penis
I'll tell you a short poem;
I'll try to make it quick!.
You might think it quite harmless;
You might well find it sick!.
The subject is quite simple:
The joy of having a dick!.
Penises are super things;
You ladies should be jealous!.
Ever since the early days,
When it was small and hairless;
I've looked upon that bit of flesh,
As something very precious!.
It starts to grow dramatically,
When you're about thirteen!.
Your testicles on either side;
Your willy in between!.
When erect it's quite a sight;
A purple love machine!.
It dangles neatly down below;
Obedient and loyal!.
Its seeds are hidden well within;
Awaiting some fresh soil!.
At the slightest hint of lust,
It's ready to uncoil!.
It has a mind all of its own;
It's like a wild beast!.
It squirms and writhes and stretches out;
When you expect it least!.
You can't control its energy;
You must wait 'til it's ceased!.
Handle it with love and care;
For it can give great pleasure!.
Has it grown since last weekend!?
And when did you last measure!?
Still, no matter what its length;
It's something you should treasure!.
Sometimes, yes, it misbehaves;
Erecting when it shouldn't!.
A bumpy train ride sets it off;
Just when you wish it wouldn't!.
Did that lady notice it!?
You blush and hope she couldn't!.
Some people fret about its size;
They give it lots of thought!.
Is seven inches long enough!?
It makes blokes quite distraught!.
They peek across in public loos,
And try not to get caught!.
Masturbating is a sin;
That's what some folk believe!.
But those are just old wives' tales;
Outdated and naive!.
And if you're feeling tense or stressed,
A quick **** does relieve!.
Without this fabulous device,
No shag would be complete!.
Lesbians will try their best;
But must admit defeat!.
And what a handy tool it is,
When one needs to excrete!.
The penis is quite marvelous;
It has so many uses!.
For women it is special too;
Excitement it induces!.
And babies can be procreated,
From its sperm-filled juices!.
And always it remains with you;
Until you're old and frail!.
Don't take it out in public though,
Or you'll be thrown in jail!.
Just look at it and feel proud;
And thank the lord you're male!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
here is a little joke poem for u all!.!.
Ode to a penis
I'll tell you a short poem;
I'll try to make it quick!.
You might think it quite harmless;
You might well find it sick!.
The subject is quite simple:
The joy of having a dick!.
Penises are super things;
You ladies should be jealous!.
Ever since the early days,
When it was small and hairless;
I've looked upon that bit of flesh,
As something very precious!.
It starts to grow dramatically,
When you're about thirteen!.
Your testicles on either side;
Your willy in between!.
When erect it's quite a sight;
A purple love machine!.
It dangles neatly down below;
Obedient and loyal!.
Its seeds are hidden well within;
Awaiting some fresh soil!.
At the slightest hint of lust,
It's ready to uncoil!.
It has a mind all of its own;
It's like a wild beast!.
It squirms and writhes and stretches out;
When you expect it least!.
You can't control its energy;
You must wait 'til it's ceased!.
Handle it with love and care;
For it can give great pleasure!.
Has it grown since last weekend!?
And when did you last measure!?
Still, no matter what its length;
It's something you should treasure!.
Sometimes, yes, it misbehaves;
Erecting when it shouldn't!.
A bumpy train ride sets it off;
Just when you wish it wouldn't!.
Did that lady notice it!?
You blush and hope she couldn't!.
Some people fret about its size;
They give it lots of thought!.
Is seven inches long enough!?
It makes blokes quite distraught!.
They peek across in public loos,
And try not to get caught!.
Masturbating is a sin;
That's what some folk believe!.
But those are just old wives' tales;
Outdated and naive!.
And if you're feeling tense or stressed,
A quick **** does relieve!.
Without this fabulous device,
No shag would be complete!.
Lesbians will try their best;
But must admit defeat!.
And what a handy tool it is,
When one needs to excrete!.
The penis is quite marvelous;
It has so many uses!.
For women it is special too;
Excitement it induces!.
And babies can be procreated,
From its sperm-filled juices!.
And always it remains with you;
Until you're old and frail!.
Don't take it out in public though,
Or you'll be thrown in jail!.
Just look at it and feel proud;
And thank the lord you're male!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Spandex is toooo hotWww@Enter-QA@Com
Spandex is toooo hotWww@Enter-QA@Com
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Regular Pnts DUR DUR!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Regular!. Spandex is for bikers!. :]
And only them, people!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Regular!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Regular Please!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I wouldn't wear spandex, even after a few weeks of taking the Smilin' Bob pillsWww@Enter-QA@Com
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lol!! id rather wear regular pants haha more comfortable!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
regular!. spandes are so 90'sWww@Enter-QA@Com
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Regular!! I've never worn Spandex before!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Regular pants, cause I'm fat and spandex is not a look for meWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!.Regular pants!!!
If it was a spandex top then yes!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
If it was a spandex top then yes!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
no pants!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't wear pants of any kind?Www@Enter-QA@Com