What is the best "your mum" joke you know?!


Question: What is the best "your mum" joke you know!?
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American mums are so stupid they can't tell the difference between USA and UK&Ireland Yahoo!.

Sorry but you guys asked for it! accept the differences in language, don't abuse it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Dude, it's not "your mum", it's "yo momma!." You're a Brit, aren't you!? Do get me wrong, I love England!. It's just, if you're gonna insult someone's mother, you don't say, "Your mum's so backward she sits on the TV and watchs the couch!." You say "YO MOMMA so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

your mom is so stupid she tripped over a wireless phone

your mom is stupid she starved to death in tescos

your mom is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the otherside

your mom is fat i burnt my A$$ on the light bulbWww@Enter-QA@Com

your mothers so poor, that when i went to her house, i grabbed a paper plate, and she said, "no honey please dont use the good china"!!!lol
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Your moms so poor she waves a popsicle stick around and calls it air conditioning!. =]
hahahaha!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.no offense not to you!.=]Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yo mama is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear a "Caution, Wide Turns" sign!.

Yo mama is so ugly, she looks out the window and gets arested for Mooning!.

Yo mama so ugly, she makes blind kids cry!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

your mom's so old she has and autographed bible!


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Lets take a swipe at your mom, with my dic!.!.!.(wait 2-3 seconds) tionary!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yo momma is so stupid she missed the 44 bus and took the 22 twice

Yo momma so ugly her reflection commited suicide and went to hellWww@Enter-QA@Com

your moms so poor, i saw her on the street wearing one shoe and i said "lady, did you lose a shoe!? and she says, "no, i just found one!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

Your mama is so stupid she sold her car for petrol money

Your mama is so stupid she took the pepsi challenge and chose persilWww@Enter-QA@Com

Your moms so fat I saw her walking down the street and I didnt want to laugh, but the ground was crackin up!


Hope I could Help!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Your mama is SO FAT!
She's from both sides of the Family!.

Your mama is SO FAT!
The only thing that's attracted to her is gravity!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Two idiots were "your mama" joking too much one day but the best one i heard was "yo mama is so fat , when your school bus passed by she said stop that twinkie" but those jokes are over-rated and stupidWww@Enter-QA@Com

your mom is so ugly that when she walked in the haunted mansion she walked out with a job application

your mom is so skinny that she has to run around in the shower just to get wetWww@Enter-QA@Com

Yo momma is so big and clumsy, she slipped on Walmart, tripped on K Mart, and landed on Target!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

your mum's so fat that when she comes outside in a red dress the kids cry; "hey, look, it's koollaid man'! and yo mum's so fat she had to go to sea world to get baptized!! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

your mamas soooo fat she jumped in the air and got stuck, your mamas soooo fat she went on a plane and had to pay bagage excessWww@Enter-QA@Com

You can be sure of your mama but not your papaWww@Enter-QA@Com

Your momma is so fat, that when she put on her yellow slicker (raincoat), people would scream "TAXI!! TAXI!!"
- corny, i know :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yo Momma is SO ugly when she passed a blind man on the street he yelled out DAMN YOUR UGLY!

Yo Momma is SO stupid she sold her car for gas money!

Yo Momma is SO old her first boyfriend was Julius!.!.!.Ceasar!Www@Enter-QA@Com

your mums so fat she stepped on a dollar and made cchhaanggeee

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yo mums so fat she fell in love!.!.!. and broke itWww@Enter-QA@Com

yo'mama's so fat when she goes to the beach the whales sing "we are family"
(: xWww@Enter-QA@Com

I only know one!. Your mum's so stupid she sits on the television and watches the couch!. It's not really that good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Your mom's so stupid she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!

Your mom's so fat she has her own zipcode!Www@Enter-QA@Com

your mum is so fat
when she fell at a wedding
she made the band skip!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

ur mum is so fat that in class she sat next to EVERYBODY!
ur mum has such a big *** that when she was walking down 7th avenue she got a parking ticket for her "booty" on 4th!Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha lol @ "your mum" ahaha so cool = )

I don't know many, all I know is the bowl of chilli one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Your mum got sacked from her job at the sperm bank

She was drinking on the JobWww@Enter-QA@Com

Your mums so fat every time she turns around its her birthday again!Www@Enter-QA@Com

your momma's sooo fat they had to take her passport photo from an aeroplane!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

your mum, ha!.!.!.you're certainly London Lady!.

thumbs downs!? really!?

yo momma's so ugly I could put her face in dough and make gorilla cookies!.

yo momma's so ugly you can play tic-tac-toe on her bacne!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

your mum!? aaww i love it when people say mum instead of mom! but idk any of thoseWww@Enter-QA@Com



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