What's the best way to repay someone who's always picking you up from th!


Question: What's the best way to repay someone who's always picking you up from the bar when your "falling down" drunk
My neighbor's kid is a little saint he picks me up & drives me home when I've had way too much!.!.!.He's 11 but I'm not worried because he appears to be a very safe driver!.

I'm thinking I should repay him by getting him a hooker for his 12th birthday you know before he starts getting pimples and stuff like that!.



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Marry me Karen!. ?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Consider the fact if he's caught he wont be able to get a dl until he's 18!. Add to this the fact that you could get in legal trouble for your actions, the virus factor from the prostitute!.!.!. Im thinking prison for your mindset!.!.!.!.


Grow up, go to AA and get adult friends who don't drinkWww@Enter-QA@Com

Forget to put the shade down next time you practice your strip tease moves, and try on lots of lingerie and garter/stocking combos in front of the window!.

Oh yeah, and buy him a digital camera and give him my email address!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

You can't dismiss the cootie factor at 11!.

That might have to wait until he's 13, acne be damned!.

Meantime, Jagermeister and Play Station should do the trick!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

"pass out" with your head in his lap on the drive(s) home!.

Oh, I didn't see hes only 11!. Wait till hes at least 12 for thatWww@Enter-QA@Com

Maybe a subscription to Hustler or Penthouse would be better!.!.!.!.wait till 13 for the hookers!.!.!.!.let him get a little "feel" for the subject matter first!. Do not want to be wasting your money afterall!.!.!.!.!.xxx~~~Www@Enter-QA@Com

Have this hooker pop out of a Transformers cake and make her hand out Pokemon cards and Kool-aid!. He's 12, he doesn't even know he has a penis yet!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Damn!.!.!.!. why can't I live close to you!?

HookerS for his 12th birthday!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Can you have a babby and give it to him as a gift by the time he turns 12!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Well why buy a hooker, we are in a recession, Karen!. Jeez! Just do the job yourself!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

The hooker and a case of beer would be nice!. And a few new porn magazines too!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

crack whore and a room for the night is very age appropriate!.
Good thinking!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

An Std!.!. apparently it's the gift that keeps giving

SteveCWww@Enter-QA@Com

I just wish he'd drop you off here next time you're drunk!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

so what you're trying to say is, you're gonna hump him while he's still hot!?!?!?

good on yaWww@Enter-QA@Com

i can tell by ur question, you are still drunk, yeah i guess get him whatever!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

why don't you just do him!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

What colour is the sky in your world karen!?!?!?!?!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

that's friggin great!.!.!.a 11 year old is getting more pu$$y then me!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Buy him an Xbox!.!.!.!.!.I'll bring you home from now on !!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

i say no no no!.!.!.!. he is 12!!! get him a playstation3 if he doesnt have one!.!.!.!.!. or wait until he is 18 so you can get him drunk and drive him home safely

you do NOT want to get a 12 year old drunk!.!.!. he has his future ahead of himWww@Enter-QA@Com

WOW this is really sad, not to mention pathetic!. Yah, get him some money or something!. I think a hooker is a little to much for a 12 YEAR OLD!Www@Enter-QA@Com

You're sick, you need to give yourself a 'pat in the back' for being a loser, xxWww@Enter-QA@Com



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