The worst things that could happen on a date?!


Question: The worst things that could happen on a date!?
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You're both talking and you get a bloody nose, and then you sneeze, and blood is spattered all over him, and the table, and the food!. Then when you get up to apologize and rush to the restroom, your dress gets caught on something and rips so your panties are showing (which are a lovely purple)!. Then you rush out the diner, only to realize that he drove you here, so you walk home with a blood spattered dress and your panties showing!. Creative enough for ya!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

I took this girl out and her pants blew out in the back and she was bare assed!. I had to tell her about it and help her out of the restaurant, I made it look like i had my hand on her *** which i did!. We made it back to her place and then ***** ditched me cause she was to embarrassed!. I did take her out again after that with no wardrobe malfunctions!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

hmmm!.!.!.walking down the street holding hands!.!.!.you are looking into eachothers eyes when all of a sudden you burp right in his face!! he screams and closes his eyes saying "it burrrnnzz!" you try to apoligize but as soon as you open your mouth a stream of projectil vomit squitrs out all over him, and you run away!. as you run away, you trip and fall down!. a dog runs on top of you and takes a dump in your mouth!.

lol!. wow thats interesting!.!.!.!.!.
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first date!?
you have a BAD hair day
your great new outfit suddenly aint great
your spray tan is patchy
theres a zit the size of a golf ball developing (on your nose!)
*trips over the cat*
carpet burns on knees
damn!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. im staying home!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Being Rejected when you go to kiss him!.!.!.Your friends show up not realising your on a date!.!.and sit next to you and chat!.!.!.your friends later realise your on a date!.!.!.and laugh at you LOL!. Your dad shows up!.!.(for girls anwyays)Www@Enter-QA@Com

u arrive at the dateing spot ur bf is their und just as ur leaning to give him a huge/kiss u tripp over ur OWN feet und both go face first into the cake tht was on the other table!Www@Enter-QA@Com

You both tell the truth about themselves and save each other months of finding out the truth!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

The date left me for another guy!Www@Enter-QA@Com

conversation begins with!.!.!."does this look infected to you!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com

digestive troublesWww@Enter-QA@Com

His boyfriend shows up and fights with me!Www@Enter-QA@Com

throw up!.!.!.or fart haha =DWww@Enter-QA@Com

A Fart!.!.!.a desire to laugh between kissing!.!.!.!.!.silenceWww@Enter-QA@Com

the guy doesnt show up!.!.!.!.!.?Www@Enter-QA@Com

his/her spouse shows up

awkward!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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