Tell Me Something Witty?!
Question: Tell Me Something Witty!?
Now is your time to impress!
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"Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the scull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer"
A Deep Thought
Witty enough for ya!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
A Deep Thought
Witty enough for ya!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Quid quid latine dictum sit, altum videtur
It means, "Anything said in Latin sounds profound"
Jack Handy - “If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins!. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them!.”Www@Enter-QA@Com
It means, "Anything said in Latin sounds profound"
Jack Handy - “If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins!. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them!.”Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm going to tell my boss to DO ONE!!!
I'm going to tell him to stick his job up his A Hole!.
I'm going to drop him right in the ****!.
I'm going to make the f***er a cup of tea and spit in it!.
the reason for this is because he is an arrogant little f**er who need a lesson toughed to him,,, He's a bully!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm going to tell him to stick his job up his A Hole!.
I'm going to drop him right in the ****!.
I'm going to make the f***er a cup of tea and spit in it!.
the reason for this is because he is an arrogant little f**er who need a lesson toughed to him,,, He's a bully!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest!. He sent in ten
different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win!.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win!.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sunday, June 10, 2074 is the date i die
http://www!.deathclock!.com/Www@Enter-QA@Com
http://www!.deathclock!.com/Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't feel like working today!.
*Spoken with a British accent!. Everything spoken that way sounds witty!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
*Spoken with a British accent!. Everything spoken that way sounds witty!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh, oh, I have a joke
why did the chicke cross the road!?!?!?!?
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~*Elmo Loves His Gold Fish, His Crayon Too*~Www@Enter-QA@Com
why did the chicke cross the road!?!?!?!?
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~*Elmo Loves His Gold Fish, His Crayon Too*~Www@Enter-QA@Com
Something Witty!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Always remember "birds of a feather, stick together"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
What do you call a man in paper underpants!?
RussellWww@Enter-QA@Com
RussellWww@Enter-QA@Com
My wife takes care of that kind of stuff in our house!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1 in 3 houses on the gold coast have a python in their roof
you've got a panda on ur bak
gonorrhea has 3 different colours of pus, white, green n yellow
juicy kinky violent prison sexWww@Enter-QA@Com
you've got a panda on ur bak
gonorrhea has 3 different colours of pus, white, green n yellow
juicy kinky violent prison sexWww@Enter-QA@Com
What's another word for "thesaurus"!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you even tried!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
An average person thinks he isn'tWww@Enter-QA@Com
I got a joke!. Your mama is like a hockey player, she showers every three periods!. Get it!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
SPEND ALL YOUR MONEY BEFORE YOU DIE!.!.
BECAUSE YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN A HEARSE WITH A ROOF RACK!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
BECAUSE YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN A HEARSE WITH A ROOF RACK!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
nothing springs to mind sherlockWww@Enter-QA@Com
I'm me and you are you, if our paths cross, how do you do!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The question that haunts us all:
Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons!?Www@Enter-QA@Com