What's the first thing you do when you get out of bed?!


Question: What's the first thing you do when you get out of bed!?
Answers:
wait for my appendage to go down!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

if its a school day!.
curse and say i hate school andbe like 10 more min when i am already late!. then check my cell phone and put my contacts in
if its summer work day!. wake up and say ihate my job!. then check my cell phone and put my contacts in
weekend- is it lunch time!? then check my cell phone and put my contacts inWww@Enter-QA@Com

I'm surprised nobody said this yet what I'm about to say:

i scratch my big fat balls, then i fart, then i check the time, then i pee (w/out peeing on the wall due to a large morning erection), go back to bed, and get knocked the f**k out!.!.!. for at least 30 more min!. then i officially wake up and have cereal w/ peach flavored Russian vodka, after snuggling w/ my wife and have morning sex!.

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Get centered

Bathroom

Turn on computer

Write down the dream(s) I had that night in my Dream Journal


Sometime I skip the whole computer part, I also usually Meditate when I wake up but today I didnt, I was to tired :)

Love Light and Peace :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

turn off the repeating IM EVERY WOMAN alarm clock i have on my ipod radio!. and then go back to sleep for another 10 mins!! ahehe

http://answers!.yahoo!.com/question/index!?!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Well I guess I sit down in bed and try to wake up, then strech while I walk to teh bathroom and then pee!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

COFFEE!Www@Enter-QA@Com

pray to my Gods and Goddesses, then pee!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

sit up, then realize im still tired and go back to sleep

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get oriented!.!.!.
go the bathroom
brush my teeth wash my face
then i go back and make my bedWww@Enter-QA@Com

espresso and cigaretteWww@Enter-QA@Com

Make some java, then take the puppies out to pee!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

bathroomWww@Enter-QA@Com

Well, I just got out of bed!.!.!.

Very first thing I did!.!.!. Bathroom!.

Second!.!.!. Y!AWww@Enter-QA@Com

Turn on the computer!Www@Enter-QA@Com

jump in the sower if it's a work day!.!.!.!. weekend, i just lay there for a while, smoke a cigWww@Enter-QA@Com

go check my yahoo, email, myspace, twitter, facebook,
btw twitter!.com is a cool website!.!.!. fun!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Get back in and sleep an hour or two longer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Pee
I need to really bad
But not in bed of course :PWww@Enter-QA@Com

go 2 the bathroom!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Head straight to the bathroom!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

See what time it is, and go brush my hair/teeth!.!.!.!.=]Www@Enter-QA@Com

Grab My Glasses and Cell Phone!.!.!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Get back into bed!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Check my BlackberryWww@Enter-QA@Com

I scream "F@#K ! I'M LATE"Www@Enter-QA@Com

most likley !.!.!. get back in

aint it obv!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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Use the bathroom!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Use the bathroom!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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