POLL: have you ever DONE ANY OF THESE???!

been knocked out with one punch!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.No

talked on the phone for six hours straight or more!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Yes

went at least one year without buying new underwear!.!.!.!.!.!.No

told a funny joke and no one laughed!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.No
( ''and then the guy fell off the chair (crickets chirping)

called the police on a friend!.!.No

ran to pick up the phone, AND IT WAS A TELEMARKETER (grr)!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.hell Yes, don't get me started on this one!. I was in the bathroom, I ran to the phone, guess what!? F***ing Telemarketer!.I was pissed!.!.!.!.!.Lmao

injured yourself changing clothes!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Once I fell

received an email that really creeped you out!.!.!.Yes

deliberately gave someone wrong directions!.!.!.No!.!.!.That would be mean

drove at night with no lights (guilty)!.!.!.!.!.!.!.No

blew a fart so bad it hastened global warming!.!.Lmao
(aw, i got my quota in Amanda)Www@Enter-QA@Com

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told a funny joke and no one laughed - YES, all the time!. We call it John's Tumbleweed Moment!. I had them stiffening in the aisles all weekend!.

As for creepy email - TEXT MESSAGES, even worse, the ones that make you almost drop your phone!.

And as for telemarketers and farts: has anybody NOT had these !?Www@Enter-QA@Com

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been knocked out with one punch!? no
talked on the phone for six hours straight or more!? no
went at least one year without buying new underwear!? NO
told a funny joke and no one laughed!? yeah
called the police on a friend!? no
ran to pick up the phone and it was a telemarketer!? OMG YES!
injured yourself changing clothes!? oh yes
received an email that really creeped you out!? yup
deliberatley gave someone wrong directions!? yes
drove at night with no lights!? no
blew a fart so bad it hastened global warming!? EWWW NOWww@Enter-QA@Com

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POLL: have you ever DONE ANY OF THESE!?!?!?
been knocked out with one punch!.!.!.!.No
talked on the phone for six hours straight or more!.!.!.No
went at least one year without buying new underwear!.!.!.!.No
told a funny joke and no one laughed
( ''and then the guy fell off the chair (crickets chirping)!.!.!.!.!.No
called the police on a friend!.!.!.!.!.!.No
ran to pick up the phone, AND IT WAS A TELEMARKETER (grr)!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Yes
injured yourself changing clothes!.!.!.!.No
received an email that really creeped you out!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Yes
deliberately gave someone wrong directions!.!.!.!.!.No
drove at night with no lights (guilty)!.!.!.No
blew a fart so bad it hastened global warming!.!.!.!.!.No
(aw, i got my quota in Amanda)Www@Enter-QA@Com

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I have!.!.!.!.!.!.

talked on the phone for 6 hours straight
told a funny joke and no one laughed
ran to pick up the phone, and it was a telemarketer [as always]
injured myself changing clothes [putting on pants]
received an e-mail that really creeped me out

yeah!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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I've not done any of those ones
Oh, no hang on a second - I did give the wrong directions to someone once although it was unintentional, its just I sometimes get confused between left and right - lol, what a shame they seemed like a nice couple!!
Sarah xWww@Enter-QA@Com

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No, I have not been knocked out
Yes!.!.!.!. more than that
Yes!.!.!. I don't go shopping often
Yes!.!.!. I hate those times
No, not yet
No, they haven't contacted me yet
Yeah!.!.!.!. those tags are evil!
Yeah!.!. it was a chain mail!.!.!. but I was young back then
Yeah!.!.!. I want to win that race!
No, not yet!.!.!.
Oh yeah!.!. my farting record is 3 per minute!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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nope never been punched
Yep when I first started dating my husband
Yep
Yep!.!.!.I guess I am the only one who thought it was funny
Nope
GRRRRRRR yes
ha ha yep, jeans got twisted and feel and busted my elbow
Yep just got one a few days ago
Yep that was because of the green!.!.lol
What is it with you and farts!.!.!.lol!.!.!.and yes probably soWww@Enter-QA@Com

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Ran to pick up the phone to an evil telemarketer
Injured myself whilst dressing
Deliberately gave someone wrong directions Hee Hee
The fart possiblyWww@Enter-QA@Com

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Some of them!.
The joke one I've done (V!. embarrassing)
I have scraped my knee falling over trying on a pair of jeans (the injured yourself changing clothes one)
& also the e-mail one!.

RubyWww@Enter-QA@Com

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Ha ha good question!!

I've talked on the phone for over 7 hours!.!.!.
Went 7 months without buying new underwear
Told a joke n no one luaghed over 10 times
deliberately gave sm1 wrong directions!.!.!. (devil laugh)

Liked ur question :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

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talked on the phone for six hours straight or more

told a funny joke and no one laughed

ran to pick up the phone, AND IT WAS A TELEMARKETER (grr)

drove at night with no lights (guilty)Www@Enter-QA@Com

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told a funny joke and no one laughed
injured yourself changing clothes
received an email that really creeped you out

haha!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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I've only done these:

-told a funny joke and no one laughed, guess it was only funny to me though
-injured yourself changing clothes
-deliberately gave someone wrong directions, Im Evil!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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talked on phone
told a funny joke/no one laughed(my warped sense of humor)
telemarketer
email that creeped me out
drove at night no lightsWww@Enter-QA@Com

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i have
talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
ran to phone for a telemarketer
injured myself changing clothes =(
creepy email
gave someone wrong directions!.!.!. stupid freshmen haha
drove at night without lights on!.!. long story thereWww@Enter-QA@Com

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Yes
Yes ,the phone bill was horrendous !
No
No
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes I have had a few of them
Yes
Don't drive
No I haven't!. Yes I can see you got your quota in, lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

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I have:
Told a funny joke(or so I thought) that no one laughed at!.
Gave someone wrong directions on purpose!.
Drove with no lights (oops!)Www@Enter-QA@Com

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This is the ONE - I ran to the phone and it was indeed a Telemarketer!. This was quite annoying!. Peace!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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No not yet
Not yet either
Ewww no
Shhh
Nope
Yes
Only my toe!.!.!.lol
Lots of times
No,but my friend did
Never
Shh
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.xWww@Enter-QA@Com

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Told a funny joke and no one laughedWww@Enter-QA@Com

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told a funny joke and no one laughedWww@Enter-QA@Com

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no
yes
no
no
yes-grrr
no
no
yes-hehe!
yes-whoops
noWww@Enter-QA@Com

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None of the above!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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yes a few of themWww@Enter-QA@Com

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-no
-yes
-no
-yes
-no
-yes
-yes
-yes
-yes
-yes
-noWww@Enter-QA@Com

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hell no
yes
yes
no
no
yes
no
yes
yes
yes
yesWww@Enter-QA@Com

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been knocked out with one punch** No
talked on the phone for six hours straight or more** Yes once!. My bf and I did long distance for like 8 months!
went at least one year without buying new underwear** probably! haha I don't wear underwear very often!
told a funny joke and no one laughed** probably!
( ''and then the guy fell off the chair (crickets chirping)
called the police on a friend** Nope
ran to pick up the phone, AND IT WAS A TELEMARKETER (grr)** Always!.!.!.I hate hate hate that
injured yourself changing clothes** lol yeah I fell once
received an email that really creeped you out** um don't think so
deliberately gave someone wrong directions** OMG once!.!.I was young!
drove at night with no lights (guilty)** Yeah My old car had to turn them on yourself and I always forgot
blew a fart so bad it hastened global warming** ew nooooo
(aw, i got my quota in Amanda)Www@Enter-QA@Com

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haven't been knocked out yet!.

6 minutes would be a record for me!.

I don't think so

Some of my humour goes over the head, doesn't it Chris!?

not even on an enemy!. When I'm finished with them they wish the police got them

I hate the phone, I always stroll to it and hope it stops before I get there!.

Nearly injured myself getting out of them with a hot bird!.

One I got just now, called 'bigmouth' horrible

yeah, was funny when he drove off in the other direction

on the bike, down from Arthurs seat on the mornington peninsula and from Studley park to Hawthorn!. It's awesome on a big powerful bike at night with no lights!. Has to be somewhere there is no streetlights either!.

I thought you and me started global warming Chris!?
One on each side of the globe just to make sure!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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Never been knocked out, yes ive talked for 6+hrs, have definitely went a yr w/o buying new underwear, most of the time people laugh but ive had the few occassions, never called the cops on a friend, yes ive ran to the phone only to hear it be an asshole telemarketer, never injured myself changing (maybe a minor scrape on the toe), i delete email i dont care about, have definitely given somebody wrong directions (some ****** who came into my job once was pissing me off but then all of a sudden needed to know how to get to the highway!.!.lol!.!.yeah), have driven without lights on, and for sure!.!.probably just yesterday blew a fart that bad lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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