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Question: What is the funniest!.!.!.!?
What is the funniest thing anyone has ever said to you in a normal conversation!?Www@Enter-QA@Com


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Well this probably won't sound as funny when I type it, but a few days ago my little cousin (he's 9) went into the bathroom and the rest of my family was kind of chilling in the room outside of it, and all of a sudden he says very loudly, "Hey, can someone get me a screwdriver!?"

:D ahhhhh it was so funny!. There was a knot in the drawstring of his shorts or something!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Okay, well my friend and I were at a soccer game, and we were sitting for a while!. When the game ended we started walking, and he told me "Hey, punch my in the back because it is hurting" I was hesitent, then I finally do, and right when my fist touches his back he farts, it was like a stuck fart or something and my fist forced it out!

It was soo funny!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

^ ( reporter) That guy is really getting on my nerves!

To answer your question!.!.!.

Back in high school ,I walked up to a lunch table where my friend was sitting She introduced me to a guy named Rex, when I said "Hi, I'm Dawn!."
He looked up at me and went "Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!.!.!. just as loud and as long as he could, without breaking a smile!. When he was done he turned back to his food and pretended I wasn't there!. odd huh!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Omg!! when has that never happend!! im trying to think

oh yes its more like this happened!!
haha i was with a couple of my betty boops (girlfriends) and well we were talking about boobs and how some of us have grown, so anyways they were like well T0otz you really have grown and still chatting away when one of my friends was like gabby, gabby, gabby, gabby at the same time pointing at my boob saying TIGOLBITTIES!! haha its was out for the view!!

i was wearing a low v neck shirt and the boobie was out, good thing noone else saw!. hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com

my sister had texta on her face
and my mum said
whats that!? what happened!?
and my little brother said
did you get in a fight with a texta and lose or something!?
hes 6Www@Enter-QA@Com

I know it has happen but I'm to old to rememberWww@Enter-QA@Com

Well someone once told me, that "reporter clem sucks"!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Sorry I had to report this for chatting:

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