If Cookie Monster is such a big cookie fiend, how come he hasn't ever swallo!
Question: If Cookie Monster is such a big cookie fiend, how come he hasn't ever swallowed one damn cookie since 1969!?
They crumble and fall out of his furry little Muppet mouth!. Is this puppet bulimia or what!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
You've allowed the CM's fuzzy exterior and bulging eyes to blind you, my fellow Can!.
Cookie monster is in fact a monster, but his sweet tooth has nothing to do with confectionery!. Rather, he is an objectifying, rabid, womanizer!.
"Cookie" is, as you may know, another word for a woman's "special!." When the CM is eating a cookie on TV, he has nothing but Grade-A "special" going through his mind!. In a candid Playboy interview (which is the only reason I subscribe!.!.!.the articles) the actor behind the loveable, Cookie Monster was quoted as saying: "Oh yeah man, I love a good cookie, especially those foreign ones!. Last night, I had the best cookie!. I made that bee-itch crumble!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Cookie monster is in fact a monster, but his sweet tooth has nothing to do with confectionery!. Rather, he is an objectifying, rabid, womanizer!.
"Cookie" is, as you may know, another word for a woman's "special!." When the CM is eating a cookie on TV, he has nothing but Grade-A "special" going through his mind!. In a candid Playboy interview (which is the only reason I subscribe!.!.!.the articles) the actor behind the loveable, Cookie Monster was quoted as saying: "Oh yeah man, I love a good cookie, especially those foreign ones!. Last night, I had the best cookie!. I made that bee-itch crumble!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Because right before they start taping the show, he can be found in the green room, gorging himself on Mrs!. Fields cookies, fudge stripe cookies, and gourmet frosted chocolate brownie cookies!.
The cookies he crumbles while filming are stale & stinky prop cookies, purchased from the 50% off rack at the Costco!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The cookies he crumbles while filming are stale & stinky prop cookies, purchased from the 50% off rack at the Costco!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Because he's a puppet and the puppeteer doesn't want stale cookie crumbs spilling onto his/her face!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
He is being politically correct!. Not correct politically to be fat!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol made me laugh
i heard hes the vegetable monster now!.!.!.apparently hes causing obesity in children!.!.!.right!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i heard hes the vegetable monster now!.!.!.apparently hes causing obesity in children!.!.!.right!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
cookies are bad for people!.!.!.weird, control freak, possesive mothers dont want their kids to want to eat cookies so they complained enough so he didnt!.!.!.i am surprised he doesnt eat fruit and veggies!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well I am the original Cookie Monster, long before Sesame Street, and I had a half dozen or so just last night!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
duh! he hates cookies obivously! thats just his job!. everyone needs a job right!? he likes crack! he buys crack wiht his salary!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
cookies give him really bad heartburn so he can only taste the cookie!.He can't eat the cookie on t!.v!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha I wonder that too!! he's always breaking the cookie and leaving dirt everywhere but he never eats one! maybe he just likes the smell or is afraid to admit he doesn't like cookies!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
:)*hands you a cookie*Www@Enter-QA@Com
He ate too many space cookies in Amsterdam!. This was pre-Muppets, when he played bass for the Screaming Blue Crumblickers!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
How else do you think he keeps that girlish figure of his!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ahaha good questionWww@Enter-QA@Com
he's an incompetent moronWww@Enter-QA@Com
^I thought he was not into women!. The fist up his butt confused me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Because TV isn't as good as it used to be =[Www@Enter-QA@Com
He's a fraudWww@Enter-QA@Com
He can't swallow or he'll throw up on TV!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol aw maybe he isn't able to eat themWww@Enter-QA@Com
hes allergic to them =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
He's on a diet!.!.!.you'd be worried about your weight to if you were expected to eat like 20 cookies a dayWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah, he likes to binge, then purge!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ROFL!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
he's just a pusher, he doesn't actually use what he sellsWww@Enter-QA@Com