How many times a day should one kick the crap out of one's mother?!
Question: How many times a day should one kick the crap out of one's mother!?
You know, to keep her in line!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
If the answer isn't just once,!.!.!.!.!. you ain't doin' it right!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
None! A fellow named Moses delivered some tablets with some commandments on them!. The very first commandment with promise tells us to: " Honor and obey our mothers and our fathers, so that the days of our lives may be long in the land that the Lord our God has given us"!.
If things are that bad you can extend your life by moving out:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
If things are that bad you can extend your life by moving out:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why is there crap in your mum!? Is she having problems in the pooping department!? If so, why'nt you just give her something nice to unbind her!? The poor old!.bag!. She can't help it if she can't take a dump!. No need to get violent however!. If she has a big enough dump, maybe it'll resemble you and you'll have a twin!. You sh*it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
My mom just refused to cop me some pain pills even though I asked her nice AND let her clean my house!. I don't know how much of this whole "daughter" thing I can take anymore!. I wouldn't kick her though, that's mean!. Instead I'm not allowing her to see her grandchildren until she comes through!. If she loves them, she will!. We'll see!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
-5!.!.!.!. NEVER!.!.!. you should respect your mother!.!.!.!.she's the one who got you here!.!.!. don't be so ungrateful for what you have! Maybe you need a good kick or a 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
?? Someone's crying Lord, kumbaya!.!.!.
Mama's sleeping hard, kick her face??Www@Enter-QA@Com
Mama's sleeping hard, kick her face??Www@Enter-QA@Com
39 times, make her bleed!.
I wasn't talking about my mom, I was talking about other people's mothers, goddamn, calm down!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I wasn't talking about my mom, I was talking about other people's mothers, goddamn, calm down!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
never mind I change my answer to what Johnny Lovely said (or what i think he said)
well hail the baby jesus - now you got a religious sermon!. honor thy mother, what if thy mother is no good!? hmmpf!Www@Enter-QA@Com
well hail the baby jesus - now you got a religious sermon!. honor thy mother, what if thy mother is no good!? hmmpf!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hmm I just really want world peace and for everyone alive to share a coke and maybe sing a songWww@Enter-QA@Com
Your mother brought you into the world!. Respect her!.
Freak!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Freak!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Never!.!. Never--Never!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
One time for each year of your life, I!.E!., if you're 33 kick her 33 times,Www@Enter-QA@Com
As many times as it takes!. You can put a number on that!. Sorry!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Zero!.!.!.!.she should be kicking the crap out of your ungrateful @ss!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Your mother brought you into the world!. Respect her!.
Freak!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Freak!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
do it good, so that you will go to jail for a long time!. You know, what comes around goes around mamaWww@Enter-QA@Com
keep kicking till she gets it right!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I guess there is no kumbaya going on at your house!Www@Enter-QA@Com
WTF!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
You shouldn't!. That's wrongWww@Enter-QA@Com
let me guess, your life is over because she won't let you go to the mall!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ur not serious, lmaooo, nah son neva datz cold she gave u life nd thats the most pressece thing eva lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Never!. She gave you life!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
what if she is already dead!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Never! What the hell is wrong with you!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
i dunno, whats wrong with ur mother!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
none! what the f*** is up with u!?Www@Enter-QA@Com