Have you ever looked up your city in the urban dictionary ?!
Question: Have you ever looked up your city in the urban dictionary !?
OMG ! that is so funny !.!.!.!.becasue its true
http://www!.urbandictionary!.com/define!.ph!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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I just made an entry for my town--thank you!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Columbus has quite a few nice ones and a couple of not so nice ones!.!.!. this one is funny, even with the grammar problems!.
"13!. Columbus 33 up, 50 down
Worst city in Ohio!. Even Cleveland is better!. It has a sprawling downtown with low rise sky scrapers that are ugly and generic looking!. It's downtown looks it is dying!. You can't even buy breakfast there on a Sunday morning unless you know where to find the one cool deli in the whole place!. It's awful!. The only city of comparable sprawl and soul less sprawl is Phoenix!. But Columbus isn't surrounded by natural wonders, just the rest of Ohio!. It's an awful city!. I was told it was a haven for gay people and gay culture!. It turned out to be a haven for urban sprawl and idiots!. This city had the worst and most dead downtown I've ever seen!.
I went to Columbus and realized Cleveland wasn't so bad after all!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"13!. Columbus 33 up, 50 down
Worst city in Ohio!. Even Cleveland is better!. It has a sprawling downtown with low rise sky scrapers that are ugly and generic looking!. It's downtown looks it is dying!. You can't even buy breakfast there on a Sunday morning unless you know where to find the one cool deli in the whole place!. It's awful!. The only city of comparable sprawl and soul less sprawl is Phoenix!. But Columbus isn't surrounded by natural wonders, just the rest of Ohio!. It's an awful city!. I was told it was a haven for gay people and gay culture!. It turned out to be a haven for urban sprawl and idiots!. This city had the worst and most dead downtown I've ever seen!.
I went to Columbus and realized Cleveland wasn't so bad after all!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAHA!.!.!.Yeah it's true!
Tampa;
Similar to Atlanta but not as many skyscrapers and very spread out!. The club areas are actually suburbs, Ybor City and Channelside!. The area surrounding University Of South Florida is where you can get your car shot up, raped or killed!.
Side note!.!.!.even at the police dept they have the area around USF mapped out as "suit case city" because people don't stay there long!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Tampa;
Similar to Atlanta but not as many skyscrapers and very spread out!. The club areas are actually suburbs, Ybor City and Channelside!. The area surrounding University Of South Florida is where you can get your car shot up, raped or killed!.
Side note!.!.!.even at the police dept they have the area around USF mapped out as "suit case city" because people don't stay there long!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I got this:
Calgary:
The best city in Canada!. Has the Flames, the new Stampeders, and the Calgary Stampede, the greatest outdoor show on earth!. Madtroll, you are a dick and have probably never been to Calgary!. It's a beautiful city full of life and culture!. You are probably a redneck bumpkin living in Alabama!. But that's besides the point!. Calgary is a great city!. Hot girls, good bars, good times!. !.!.!.xxxWww@Enter-QA@Com
Calgary:
The best city in Canada!. Has the Flames, the new Stampeders, and the Calgary Stampede, the greatest outdoor show on earth!. Madtroll, you are a dick and have probably never been to Calgary!. It's a beautiful city full of life and culture!. You are probably a redneck bumpkin living in Alabama!. But that's besides the point!. Calgary is a great city!. Hot girls, good bars, good times!. !.!.!.xxxWww@Enter-QA@Com
Holy Crap! they know about the bum and everything!!!
Chestertown 31 up, 7 down
C-town is a place where old people go to die and college students go to drink!. There's a bum named TOJO who walks the streets with a silver spitoon, a guitar, and a limp due to a terrible addiction to heroin!. All stores and restaurants close by 5 p!.m!. with the exception of a 24-hour McDonalds and 2 RoFo's!. C-town is a place where everyone is related to everyone and townies hate college students!. Segregation is very much alive, whether the rich whites admit it or not!.
"Hey what do you want to do tonight!?"
"I don't know, everything in Chestertown ******* closes at ******* 5 p!.m!."
" How 'bout we get drunk and stumble to RoFo!?"
"Sounds good, that's what we did yesterday, and the day before, and the day before that!."
"Screw it, lets drive 4 hours to my house just to get something to do"
"Make sure you get some pot for the ride!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Chestertown 31 up, 7 down
C-town is a place where old people go to die and college students go to drink!. There's a bum named TOJO who walks the streets with a silver spitoon, a guitar, and a limp due to a terrible addiction to heroin!. All stores and restaurants close by 5 p!.m!. with the exception of a 24-hour McDonalds and 2 RoFo's!. C-town is a place where everyone is related to everyone and townies hate college students!. Segregation is very much alive, whether the rich whites admit it or not!.
"Hey what do you want to do tonight!?"
"I don't know, everything in Chestertown ******* closes at ******* 5 p!.m!."
" How 'bout we get drunk and stumble to RoFo!?"
"Sounds good, that's what we did yesterday, and the day before, and the day before that!."
"Screw it, lets drive 4 hours to my house just to get something to do"
"Make sure you get some pot for the ride!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Holy Toledo 27 up, 27 down
A sexual act that involves the trinity orafices of a female's body (the mouth, the vagina, and the anus)!. Three men simultaneously penetrate the three orafices while holding hands and saying, "Oh God, Oh God" until they 'reach the promiseland'!. It is named after Toledo because Toledo is the land god forgot!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A sexual act that involves the trinity orafices of a female's body (the mouth, the vagina, and the anus)!. Three men simultaneously penetrate the three orafices while holding hands and saying, "Oh God, Oh God" until they 'reach the promiseland'!. It is named after Toledo because Toledo is the land god forgot!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!. palm beach 42 up, 23 down
its actually the third richest behind Jupiter Island (a few miles to the north) and then Aspen!. its not like the east coast laguna beach because there are no young people!. their idea of a party is inviting fellow upperclass senior citizens over to their 14 bedroom mansion which is catered by their private chef!
u r better off going to bradleys over on flagler and drink some overpriced beers!
dude lets go over and surf and hang out on palm beach!
ah no, palm beach has toe height surf and the only thing to do is sneak into a private club to hang out!.
east coast laguna palm beach east coast surfing beach surf rich kids
by mattyg7 Oct 14, 2006 email it 0 comments
2!. palm beach 42 up, 30 down
A nice, small town on Southeastern coast of Florida!. If you are a minority, you best be working for someone because otherwise the police will pull you over for no reason!. also, Minorities (aka Michael Jackson) are discouraged from living here!.
John: Hey, Can I bring my black friend, Homedog, to Palm beach for the weekend!?
Me: Well, John, Lets think about this for a minute!.!.!.
by Wiseman020285 Aug 3, 2005 email it 0 comments
3!. Palm Beach 32 up, 22 down
6th richest town in the US!. Located in Palm Beach County in southeast Florida!. Its the home to asshole rich kids, expensive cars and real designer bags; a place where one could see at least 10 Bentleys on a simple journey to the supermarkt; the East coast version of Laguna Beach!.
-In Palm Beach, the most difficult decision one must make everyday is whether to take the Bentley or Mercedes!.
-The average yearly income for a Palm Beach resident if $156,890!.56 according to the 2000 census!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
its actually the third richest behind Jupiter Island (a few miles to the north) and then Aspen!. its not like the east coast laguna beach because there are no young people!. their idea of a party is inviting fellow upperclass senior citizens over to their 14 bedroom mansion which is catered by their private chef!
u r better off going to bradleys over on flagler and drink some overpriced beers!
dude lets go over and surf and hang out on palm beach!
ah no, palm beach has toe height surf and the only thing to do is sneak into a private club to hang out!.
east coast laguna palm beach east coast surfing beach surf rich kids
by mattyg7 Oct 14, 2006 email it 0 comments
2!. palm beach 42 up, 30 down
A nice, small town on Southeastern coast of Florida!. If you are a minority, you best be working for someone because otherwise the police will pull you over for no reason!. also, Minorities (aka Michael Jackson) are discouraged from living here!.
John: Hey, Can I bring my black friend, Homedog, to Palm beach for the weekend!?
Me: Well, John, Lets think about this for a minute!.!.!.
by Wiseman020285 Aug 3, 2005 email it 0 comments
3!. Palm Beach 32 up, 22 down
6th richest town in the US!. Located in Palm Beach County in southeast Florida!. Its the home to asshole rich kids, expensive cars and real designer bags; a place where one could see at least 10 Bentleys on a simple journey to the supermarkt; the East coast version of Laguna Beach!.
-In Palm Beach, the most difficult decision one must make everyday is whether to take the Bentley or Mercedes!.
-The average yearly income for a Palm Beach resident if $156,890!.56 according to the 2000 census!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
new orleans 669 up, 192 down
One of the best fvcking cities in the usa!.A great place to party!.also known as home of Mardi Gras and Jazz!.If you have anything bad to say about the N!.O then fvck off!.
Beautiful, historic, and partying!. It does stink in some places and it is dirty, but aren't all major cities that way!? Thats the price we pay for all night booze!. Best rave scene in the late 90's!. Can't beat the atmosphere!. There are a lot of dangerous ghettos!. You can tell- just avoid them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
One of the best fvcking cities in the usa!.A great place to party!.also known as home of Mardi Gras and Jazz!.If you have anything bad to say about the N!.O then fvck off!.
Beautiful, historic, and partying!. It does stink in some places and it is dirty, but aren't all major cities that way!? Thats the price we pay for all night booze!. Best rave scene in the late 90's!. Can't beat the atmosphere!. There are a lot of dangerous ghettos!. You can tell- just avoid them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yess
here is mine:
Township is shortened from washington township, because its just easier to say township!. we are THE township!. were cocky arrogant and we define nerds as anybody without titss!. im pretty sure 93% of us are on pot too!. we go to our varsity football games to socialize!. nobody actually watches the game!. were addicted to hip hop, sluttiness, and any team thats not from philadelphia!. please destroy our absolutely perfect high school
"how come the bomb scare at township high school didnt make news!?" "because its the seventh one this month"Www@Enter-QA@Com
here is mine:
Township is shortened from washington township, because its just easier to say township!. we are THE township!. were cocky arrogant and we define nerds as anybody without titss!. im pretty sure 93% of us are on pot too!. we go to our varsity football games to socialize!. nobody actually watches the game!. were addicted to hip hop, sluttiness, and any team thats not from philadelphia!. please destroy our absolutely perfect high school
"how come the bomb scare at township high school didnt make news!?" "because its the seventh one this month"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Actually I have, and I got some pretty pleasant definitions!. There's only 1 entry for Buena Park, and it's a nice one!. There are also several definitions for Orange County, and they're nice too for the most part!. It could just as easily have been much, much worse though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes!.!.!.
Houston is living proof that humans can withstand Hellish Humidity and still make savage love to their mates in the most "dire" of hellish heat conditions!.!.!.
We are, in Houston!.!.!.
"The People of Outer Space Central!.!.!.
(If the "Starship Enterprise" is ever going to be built!.!.!.
!.!.!.IT will be built in!.!.!.(pause)
Houston, Texas!.!.!.U!.S!.A!.!.!.
"Gong!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Houston is living proof that humans can withstand Hellish Humidity and still make savage love to their mates in the most "dire" of hellish heat conditions!.!.!.
We are, in Houston!.!.!.
"The People of Outer Space Central!.!.!.
(If the "Starship Enterprise" is ever going to be built!.!.!.
!.!.!.IT will be built in!.!.!.(pause)
Houston, Texas!.!.!.U!.S!.A!.!.!.
"Gong!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
No, but I will!
Lol, "Fife" - French/Canadian insult meaning "f-ggot"!.
=D
C'est Fife!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol, "Fife" - French/Canadian insult meaning "f-ggot"!.
=D
C'est Fife!Www@Enter-QA@Com
The St!. Louis entry was kind of lame!.!.!.!.a couple of semi-funny things!. There is an entry called St!. Louisisms (traditions, terms, etc!.!.!.) that was kind of funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
the one for mine isnt so funny!.!.!.!.
Shreveport La, one of the trillest cities in the Boot
bozzport top of tha boot I love port city 318 weeziana!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Shreveport La, one of the trillest cities in the Boot
bozzport top of tha boot I love port city 318 weeziana!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Gloucester, VA
look at number 6!.!.!.!. its so true!. just so you know am in the 8%!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
look at number 6!.!.!.!. its so true!. just so you know am in the 8%!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha, that's funny! and I just looked for mine, but it hasn't been defined yet!. maybe I should start:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wichita BLT is the first thing I saw! LOL
Wichita Lineman yuk tooWww@Enter-QA@Com
Wichita Lineman yuk tooWww@Enter-QA@Com
I am so envious!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wow!.!.!. I just did, thats freaking funny!.!.!. I need to move asap!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Heee, heeee, My town isn't even defined yet!. LMFAOWww@Enter-QA@Com
Nope never have, but I'm sure it has something stupid about the Clinton's!.
I'm from North Little Rock , ArkansasWww@Enter-QA@Com
I'm from North Little Rock , ArkansasWww@Enter-QA@Com
Nope!.!.but I will now?Www@Enter-QA@Com
nope!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I can't!.it's blocked at workWww@Enter-QA@Com
no,i'll try it!.!.!.ThanksWww@Enter-QA@Com