What would you do if you caught me stealing your mail?!
Question: What would you do if you caught me stealing your mail!?
Answers:
Bind you naked with duct tape to a chair that had been previously bolted to the floor, take out your tongue with a pair of rusty pliers and then screw your tongue to your chin with a 2 inch drywall screw, then screw your feet to the floor but using a 3 inch drywall screw, drill a couple of 1/2 inch holes on your knees, scoop your eyeballs out with a rusty spoon and fill the holes with Alka Seltzer, finally go to work on your teeth until I reach the nerves of the molars making sure to put plenty if sugar and aluminum foil in there, all the while asking "Is it safe!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Call the cops!!
>=/ i mean thats against the law, and besides i wait for very important mail everyday!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
>=/ i mean thats against the law, and besides i wait for very important mail everyday!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
id ask you why you had any intrest in my mail, and then id ask for you to give it back!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
If you pay the bills im cool but if you dont ill punch you and slap you in the faceWww@Enter-QA@Com
Report you to the postal authorities!. It's a felony!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Have you arrested!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Dunno!.Barley Get Any MailWww@Enter-QA@Com
I'd just say, "Isn't it sad how little social life I have!? You can keep it if you want to!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Phone the zao!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
axe off your hand and take my mail back!.!.!.!.send you your hand by mail!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Call the police!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hope you have fun paying the bills!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Call the police!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I would say:
"Keep the bills!."
And walk away :P
~NamineWww@Enter-QA@Com
"Keep the bills!."
And walk away :P
~NamineWww@Enter-QA@Com
call the policeWww@Enter-QA@Com
call the policeWww@Enter-QA@Com
ok just as long as you pay the bills!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Make you pay the bills!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
slice off your head and mail it to your mom in a boxWww@Enter-QA@Com
pepper spray you and say "get your own junk mail"Www@Enter-QA@Com
call the cops!.!.!.!.!.its a federal offence, more jail time then murder!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
All i get are bills so I would give you a big hugWww@Enter-QA@Com
hold you hostage in my garage and torture youWww@Enter-QA@Com
Call the police and sick my dog on you!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why would you want it
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ask you if I can have it back!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'd kick you in the knees!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
JUST AS LONG AS YOU PAY DAH BILL!
and my taxesWww@Enter-QA@Com
and my taxesWww@Enter-QA@Com
i would punch you bcuz i just ordered some clothes that should come todayWww@Enter-QA@Com
I have such bad credit I wouldnt really careWww@Enter-QA@Com
I don't get anything but bills, You take you pay !!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com