What's the best excuse you've ever heard for getting out of jury duty ??!
Question: What's the best excuse you've ever heard for getting out of jury duty !?!?!?
I just got one of those notices that has me scheduled for it in August ! Maybe I should show up to court dressed as a clown and tell them I have 2 kids birthday parties that evening !?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I didn't think that serving on a jury would be such a trial for you!. Maybe I'm just not a good judge of character!. Whatever you tell them, say it with conviction!. And keep it short, it's not a good idea to use long sentences!. I hope this advice has its appeal!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
They don't take all of the excuses anymore!. Now they allow you a one time pardon!. Then when they draw your name again, you HAVE to go! Ummmmm, I'm trying to remember all of the excuses when I went years ago!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.I really can't remember all of them, because I was sitting there trying to think of one myself and should I get in line and what the ----- am I doing here!?!Www@Enter-QA@Com
a obstetrician was summoned to jury duty and didn't want to go!. He said "How can I tell my patients I can't treat them because I'm on jury duty!?" and he was told "tell them the same thing you say when you go on vacation!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
I always show up and do my civic duty!. Dressing as a clown could land you a contempt citation!.
As inconvenient as it is, I remind myself of countries with Sharia courts or China/N!. Korea and then don't feel so bad!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
As inconvenient as it is, I remind myself of countries with Sharia courts or China/N!. Korea and then don't feel so bad!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
prejudice against child molesters, spouse abusers, drug dealers, repeat drunk drivers, and believe that the current legal system is so full of red tape it'd take a yr of Tuesdays to figure it out, remember Mondays are a federal holiday for whatever reasonWww@Enter-QA@Com
You can tell them that you hate fricking ni g'rs!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
U can say, Family thing, tragic accident, tragidy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
No Espeaka English!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
homer Simpson : ''just tell 'em your prejudice against everybody!.!.!.!.''
tell them you volunteer at a free clinic!. that counts as medical staff!. and you don't have to go!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
tell them you volunteer at a free clinic!. that counts as medical staff!. and you don't have to go!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
do you have kids!? my mom had my brother like a year before this happened but she said she still breast fed him which gets you outa jury duty!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha that'll be funny!. My dad always seemed to get out of it somehow like 5 times!. I think it's because he didn't know how to speak english!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes!. And act drunk!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Show up in your underwearWww@Enter-QA@Com
I have a Felony!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha tell them you're related to a cop, then they will think you're biased!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Tell them you smoke pot and hate cops!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I been in trouble with the law 3 times!. Opps!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
toss it!.!.!.!.!.I didWww@Enter-QA@Com
i need to take my pet to the vetWww@Enter-QA@Com