SURVEY - Please help me choose which of the following to use ?!
Question: SURVEY - Please help me choose which of the following to use !?
THE 10 TOP THINGS YOU WISH YOU COULD SAY AT WORK
1!. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of $hit!.
2!. I have plenty of talent and vision!. I just don't give a fukc!.
3!. How about "never"!? Is "never" good for you!?
4!. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying!.
5!. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public!.
6!. Ahhh, I see the fukc-up fairy has visited us again!.
7!. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers!.
8!. I'm already visualising the duct tape over your mouth!.
9!. Are you coming on to me or having a seizure!?
10!. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist!.
Or if you have a better one please share it with us all!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of $hit!.
2!. I have plenty of talent and vision!. I just don't give a fukc!.
3!. How about "never"!? Is "never" good for you!?
4!. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying!.
5!. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public!.
6!. Ahhh, I see the fukc-up fairy has visited us again!.
7!. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers!.
8!. I'm already visualising the duct tape over your mouth!.
9!. Are you coming on to me or having a seizure!?
10!. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist!.
Or if you have a better one please share it with us all!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Spill coffee on the conference table!. Produce a little paper boat and sail it down the table!.
During a meeting, each time the boss makes an important point, (or at least one he/she seems to consider important), make a little noise like you are building up to an orgasm!.
Stand up and act indignant!. Demand that the boss tell you the 'real' reason this meeting has been called!.
Give a broad wink to someone else at the table!. In time, wink at everyone!. Sometimes shake your head just a little, as if to indicate that the speaker is slightly crazy and everybody knows it!.
Arrange to have a poorly-dressed young woman with an infant quietly enter the meeting, stare directly at the (male) speaker for a while, burst into tears, then leave the room!.
Bring a small mountain of computer printouts to the meeting!. If possible, include some old-fashioned fanfold paper for dramatic effect!. Every time the speaker makes a point, pretend to check it in one of the printouts!. Pretend to find substantiating evidence there!. Nod vigorously, and say "uh-huh, uh-huh!"
Bring a hand puppet, preferably an animal!. Ask it to clarify difficult points!.
When there is a call for questions, lean back in your chair, prop your feet up on the table, smile contentedly, and say, "Well, here's the way I see it, J!.B!.!.!." (or any other impressive-sounding initials that are not actually your boss's!.)
Complain loudly that your neighbour won't stop touching you!. Demand that the boss make him/her stop doing it!.
Stay behind as everyone else, including the boss, leaves!. Thank them for coming!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
During a meeting, each time the boss makes an important point, (or at least one he/she seems to consider important), make a little noise like you are building up to an orgasm!.
Stand up and act indignant!. Demand that the boss tell you the 'real' reason this meeting has been called!.
Give a broad wink to someone else at the table!. In time, wink at everyone!. Sometimes shake your head just a little, as if to indicate that the speaker is slightly crazy and everybody knows it!.
Arrange to have a poorly-dressed young woman with an infant quietly enter the meeting, stare directly at the (male) speaker for a while, burst into tears, then leave the room!.
Bring a small mountain of computer printouts to the meeting!. If possible, include some old-fashioned fanfold paper for dramatic effect!. Every time the speaker makes a point, pretend to check it in one of the printouts!. Pretend to find substantiating evidence there!. Nod vigorously, and say "uh-huh, uh-huh!"
Bring a hand puppet, preferably an animal!. Ask it to clarify difficult points!.
When there is a call for questions, lean back in your chair, prop your feet up on the table, smile contentedly, and say, "Well, here's the way I see it, J!.B!.!.!." (or any other impressive-sounding initials that are not actually your boss's!.)
Complain loudly that your neighbour won't stop touching you!. Demand that the boss make him/her stop doing it!.
Stay behind as everyone else, including the boss, leaves!. Thank them for coming!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Its too hard to pick i like them allWww@Enter-QA@Com
Definately 5 or 6, straight to the point and no room for any confusion!Www@Enter-QA@Com
9 llolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha!!! I love number one, wish I'd had the guts to use that at certain points through my working career!!
Think I may use number 9 in future social situations tho!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Think I may use number 9 in future social situations tho!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
number 3 is the best if you say it in a serious voice with a straight face not in a cocky wayWww@Enter-QA@Com
Go with number 3 :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
number 6!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i like 1Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol!! That's funny!! I like Number 3 and 4 I think that everytime my boss tells me to wash the windows!!LOL!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like #6Www@Enter-QA@Com