So, there I was, alone in the boat....?!


Question: So, there I was, alone in the boat!.!.!.!.!?
!.!.!.when suddenly I felt helpless against the hot sun and relaxation and I gave in to its sultry advances and passed out!.
I woke up with half a dozen dead leeches in my hair, a treble hook hanging from my left cheek, and I was naked from the neck down!.
There was a 15' fishing boat about 10 yards in front of me, and the three drunks in it were throwing empty beer cans at me and having a pissing contest to see who could douse me first!. That's a long piss, but hey, they were drunk and they were good at it!.
So, I looked them dead in their eyes and I!.!.!.!.!.!.!?Www@Enter-QA@Com


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!.!.!.!.!.!.!.stuck your @ss in the water and blew a fart so hard the wave from it knocked them from their boat!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Made teh best pouting gulp that a trioup can!. My fins started to changing morphing into arms!. I removed teh hook just as my body started to morph into that of a tall handsome tramp!.!.!.my leeches fell into dreads and the sun which had been burning changed to a golden tan!. I was naked but not embarrseed as one of the guy threw another can I picked up teh baseball bat from beside me a returned the can with one almighty whack!.!.!.!.!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

nanny, nanny, boo, boo !.!.!. you can't get me you dam drunks!.!.!.Than I pointed and said "look behind you there's your ma" as they turned to look!.!.!.I started throwing beer bottles!.!.I hit them with a beer bottle in the back of the head!. Love honeyWww@Enter-QA@Com

and I!. gave them my best dead fish stare!.!.!.called upon my lovely precious trained trout !.!.!.!. gave the call!.!.!.the bad men were sucked out of the boat ,,,by the trout!.!.pleasure then pain!.!.they learnt their lesson well tee hee ha ha ah !.!.
the leeches came back to life!.!.and lived in harmony with me!.!.sucking out any bad energy!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

said, "Mornin' boys!. !. !. !. !.the fishin' hole is mighty sore this mornin' and my boat reeks of stink bait!. Did ya run out of tha vanilla scented KY!? By the way!. !. !. !.where are my drawers!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com

said, "Morning, boys, I've got some large mouth bass here with Mick Jagger lips that I've grown rather fond of, even named a few of my favorites, I'd gladly share if ya passed me a cold one this lovely morn!."

AlwaysWww@Enter-QA@Com

raised my whiskey glass and gave them a toast , picked myself up and rowed back to shore!. I made my way to my favorite cardboard box!. As i drifted back to sleep I wondered to myself, Did I refill the stapler!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

I said " You guys got the most miserable wieners I have ever seen in my entire life!. Why, these dead leeches are bigger than those wieners,,,LOSERS!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

Pissed back at them!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
*that morning after urination is usually a good one!.!.*
Peace!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Stood up with your back facing them, and took the longest dump!.!.!.!.you'd eaten lots of extra sausage, and you were good at dousing them all!.!.!.!.!.!.not to mention knocking their boat over with those logs!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I usually prefer a different kind of sausage for breakfast! Got any beer left!?!Www@Enter-QA@Com

grabbed their jewels and asked "now what are you going to do!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com

threatened to pull their hair!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Shouted!.!.!.!. "You missed me blowhole, matey "!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

got on my imaginary c b radio and hollered "what th' f***!.!.!.over!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

rolled over and fell back asleep!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

let out a fart to match the lookWww@Enter-QA@Com

and asked if they had any extra baitWww@Enter-QA@Com

called them trolls!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

"pinch me drunk, I'm awake"Www@Enter-QA@Com

!.!. asked "is this a 3!.0 triple hook !? And who stole my pilchard, I wasn't finished playing with that! "Www@Enter-QA@Com



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