Poll: It's Saturday morning and your lawn mower won't start. Do you?!


Question: Poll: It's Saturday morning and your lawn mower won't start!. Do you!?
1!. Fix it yourself
2!. Take it to a shop
3!. Just say 'screwit' and turn on the computer
4!. Shoot it

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Hmmmm!.!.!.!.A drunk Polish guy in Milwaukee!?!?!? That's a stretch!. LMFAO!!!!

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Since I do all the lawn mowing at my house the little short girl that I am and not one male in my family bothers to mow the lawn!.!.!.I would first shoot it and then I would dump all the pieces in front of my male relatives lap while they are busy watching Nascar and tell them you fix this NOW or your credit cards will buy me 4 more lawn mowers better than this crappy one!.!.!.!.they get the picture real fast and even end up mowing the lawn themselves once in a blue moon LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com

shoot it!. i hate the idea that the poor man was put in jail because he was shooting his own lawn mower!. i have seen the time where if i had owned a gun that i would have loved to have shot that piece of metal!. the neighbor that turned him in should be the one that got the boot for being a snitch!. i can't stand nosy neighborsWww@Enter-QA@Com

Buy a few cows (that has a double purpose: the cow pies will fertilize all the dead spots that you have in the grass because you didn't bother to water the lawn) and #3!. Or you can have another kid and in 13!.5 years you'll have a new lawn mower!. haWww@Enter-QA@Com

5!. catch up on the news!. I can hear his plea!. I'll take the time and fine!. Just get me off P&S!.

Edit: kind of feel sorry for the guy though!. He would have been in a little better shape if he hadn't of used the sawed off shotgun and if the complaining neighbor hadn't been in his own house!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Take it to the shop then come home and turn the computer on!.

Geez that guy gave me a fright!. I thought it was you for a minute :o(Www@Enter-QA@Com

borrow your neighbor's, he's not using it, dont knock oh his door and wake him, that would be rude
a good caring neighbor would just take it and start mowingWww@Enter-QA@Com

Just hire a local lawn company to do it, that is sooo much easier then doing ti yourself!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I'd buy a couple of goats and let them nibble the grass instead whilst watching from my deck chair with a cold beverage or six!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Call one of my sons and they come over and fix it and mow the lawn too!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Take it to the shop, never thought about shooting it before!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Hmm, I've never had that problem, I have three white fluffy lawn mowers which don't break down as long as you feed them!.

(lol, it sound like I've got sheep, they're actually lionhead rabbits)Www@Enter-QA@Com

4!.

Hahaa,,, I read about the idiot who shot his when it couldn't start it,,,Www@Enter-QA@Com

number 3

also find a good looking gardener with a six pack to come and cut the grass for youWww@Enter-QA@Com

Find a neighborhood boy to cut the lawn!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I would probably do #3, if I had a gun it would be #4 though

haha he taught it who was bossWww@Enter-QA@Com

3!. Just say 'screwit' and turn on the computerWww@Enter-QA@Com

4!. friend of mine got bathroom scales from her husband for christmas, she promptly took them out the back grabbed a shotgun and blew them into pieces!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

3
i would have not even thought about the lawn id be in bed sleepin in hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com

hire someone to cut the lawn then go inside and shave your beard!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I'd shoot the damn thingWww@Enter-QA@Com

None of the above!. I mowed it yesterday! L O L!Www@Enter-QA@Com

3 and 4Www@Enter-QA@Com

1 or 3!.Not 4!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

just say screw it, put the beer on ice, go and make small talk with the neighbor lady!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

3Www@Enter-QA@Com

number 3 : ) probably kick it toWww@Enter-QA@Com

Nope!.!.!. mine starts and I'm heading out to do the deed before it hits 90 degrees ! BTW, I fully expect to look just like that mugshot on your blog in about 10 years !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Great story!. He doesn't even look like he'd have a lawn to mow!. I'd pick option #3!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Fix it my self as i had to do this morning with grass 4 ft high i kept loosing my kids lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

Buy a couple of sheep!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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