Granny Quotes?!


Question: Granny Quotes!?
What priceless quotes does your granny say or used to say!?Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
**** off you arrogant little bastard before I knock your ******* teeth down your throatWww@Enter-QA@Com

my grandmother used to watch game shows and anytime a woman would be a contestant she would yell at the TV "go away you old woman!"
she would go thru the entire list of her family's names before she remembered yours so I was called Betty, Lisa, Nelda, Henrietta, Thelma, Sue, Jennifer etc before she would call me by my correct name, then she couldn't remember what she was going to ask you!. LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com

-she used to say that if something was very small, it was no bigger than a "piss ant" - I though she was crazy!

-then I studied French and found out the word "pissant" actually means something tiny!

(our ancestors were French, but the pronunciation sure was off!!! haha)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Honey !.!.!. no boy/man is going to like you if you are TOO Smart, or lift more than they do, or are better in school!

(PS -- She was right! This Empty-Nesting Single Retiree has been single for a very long, long time !.!.!. and there are no dates on the horizon either!)Www@Enter-QA@Com

When she doesnt know what stuff is she calls it a "doohickey" and she talks to her dogs like they are people!. Sometimes its scaryWww@Enter-QA@Com

She calls everyone she sees: Booper and she calls her neighbors: Whatcha call 'em!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I'm sick of hearing my grandma say the word "schnookums"

-orWww@Enter-QA@Com



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