POLL: Do you have any very fine examples of pure irony?!
Question: POLL: Do you have any very fine examples of pure irony!?
Here are a few examples!.!.!.
News Item: Police say a man in Palm City, Fla!., used a stolen credit card to charge a program used to prevent identity theft!.
News Item: An airliner carrying members of Congress to Washington, D!.C!., to vote on an aviation safety bill is forced to make an emergency landing in New Orleans!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
News Item: Police say a man in Palm City, Fla!., used a stolen credit card to charge a program used to prevent identity theft!.
News Item: An airliner carrying members of Congress to Washington, D!.C!., to vote on an aviation safety bill is forced to make an emergency landing in New Orleans!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
That when I click on the question that says "Do you think yahoo takes too many breathers and coffee breaks!? " I get " we're taking a breather!.!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha!.!.!.!.!.!.
me, the mexican girl!. hates mexican food!.
=)
a firemans house burnt down!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
me, the mexican girl!. hates mexican food!.
=)
a firemans house burnt down!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ironically no, sorryWww@Enter-QA@Com
A firehouse burns down
A police station gets robbed
You starve in a groccery store
Basic stuff like that
?CassieWww@Enter-QA@Com
A police station gets robbed
You starve in a groccery store
Basic stuff like that
?CassieWww@Enter-QA@Com
ironically, i don't
tee hee ?Www@Enter-QA@Com
tee hee ?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Only those that are a little "rust-y"!Www@Enter-QA@Com
advice* usually in pools & surveys you keep the question short!. unless its a chain letterWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ironic by alanis morrisette!. That whole song is pure irony!.
An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic !.!.!. don't you think
Chorus
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought !.!.!. it figures
Mr!. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
'Well isn't this nice!.!.!.'
And isn't it ironic !.!.!. don't you think
Repeat Chorus
Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face
It's a traffic jam when you're already late
It's a no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic!.!.!. don't you think
A little too ironic!.!.!. and yeah I really do think!.!.!.
Repeat Chorus
Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you outWww@Enter-QA@Com
An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic !.!.!. don't you think
Chorus
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought !.!.!. it figures
Mr!. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
'Well isn't this nice!.!.!.'
And isn't it ironic !.!.!. don't you think
Repeat Chorus
Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face
It's a traffic jam when you're already late
It's a no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic!.!.!. don't you think
A little too ironic!.!.!. and yeah I really do think!.!.!.
Repeat Chorus
Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you outWww@Enter-QA@Com