How do I become a 1950's wife, you know stay at home, greet husband with a m!


Question: How do I become a 1950's wife, you know stay at home, greet husband with a martini, have perfect kids called
Beaver!? Always have lipstick on!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


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If you're willing to move out West, I'll give you a trial run!. It really depends on how good your martinis are!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

the thing is, it's not just about women wantign to work but women wanting to be able to play any role!. Some households have 2 parents working while some households have a stay at home parent!. To become one i'd say you have to quit any real job you have!. do all the shopping and help your husband by handling the finances!. Take a major interest in your children's lives!. (have a car so you can drive them whereever) do at least most of the cooking and laundry!. The lipstick thing is exxageration!. But most women dont like this type of life because it reminds them of how unequal society used to view the two genders!. If its a choice there is nothing wrong with it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

You can move to Utah and marry yourself a nice Mormon man!. No martinis, but you can greet him with a glass of homemade lemonade instead!. From the tree in your yard!. You will stay at home and he will provide for you and your 10 children!. Normally the makeup is pretty much optional, but some of the mormon wives I've seen do wear makeup and lipstick, even at wal-mart!. I can set you up if you like!. I've got a guest bedroom you can borrow until you find your husband!. It should only take one day!. They all hang out at the church down the street on Sundays!. I'm making a list of potentials for you!. I can pick you up at the Salt Lake City airport on Friday if you want!. Wear something "modest"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Don't envy the Beavers, nor anyone else for that matter!.
You're asking for a request which relies upon the cooperations of ALL the parties involved!. You can't make
your kids be perfect!. You can't make your husband like
martinis nor make him like to be greeted with one when he arrives home!. You can; however, always have lipsticks on
and/or stay at home if today's economy permits you to do so!.

The Bible states that it's foolish to long for the things and days which have already passed!.!.as there's nothing to be gained from our pining for yesterday!.

I hope you're able to find happiness in whatever directions
and dimensions you wish to pursue!. I often think back on the good old days to reflect and visit memory lane!. The 1950's were an ideal time for many; but, we have to make the most of the present and make this an ideal time for us now!. Strive to do better than the 1950's!.!.don't settle!.

Peace/JoyWww@Enter-QA@Com

I think the 50's was The Last Great American Decade!. Prosperous post-WWII Era!.
The highways were being built along with brick homes instead of wood!. Music was alive and in the air, along with the first jets to move everyday people to far-away destinations!.
Unfortunately, when the woman stepped out of the house, to work in the 60's, the family life was doomed!. No one to nurture the kids and the elders!. Junior & Sis no longer had clear role models, and bleak nursing homes were the only answer for the elderly, and the perverts moved-in!. And both have grown exponentially worse!. Too much liberalism kills the values that it professes to protect!.
Try to move back into the home with dignity!. Our future, our children, our elderly depend on you, the homemaker, to be part of that strong glue that holds it all together for us all!. To get things moving in a more normal direction again, with all of it's glorious short-comings!
It will be recognized and appreciated!. Trust me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

First of all, I can answer this question perfectly! Why!? because I attempted this (and failed, here is why)

1!. I was the only one attempting, therefore, alone in the neighborhood!. I was very lonely and depressed after awhile!.

2!. Money was hard to come by because our society is structed for a husband and wife to both work!. Yes, we tried to make it, but it didn't work out!. We never had enough money (add this to the depression above and you have a mess coming your way)

3!. I became sort of dumb, I had no one to talk to, no mental stimulation at all (and six kids at home to deal with) I watched Barney a lot and lost myself completely!.

4!. I missed out on years that I could have been learning things and socializing and I regret that!. I had a way off balanced way of looking at things!.

5!. I got fat and more depressed as the years went by!.!.!.Eventually I had a breakdown!.

So, my answer is, Don't do it!. I now work part time and have a much more balanced life!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Exhibit 1:

http://weblogs!.cltv!.com/entertainment/tv!.!.!.

As you can see from the photo, you will need to rat your hair, but you will also be required to swig hard liquor, whilst still holding babbies in the upright position!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

by finding a husband who wants a wife like that

by getting off your butt and cleaning the house while the kids are in school

by living in a safe enough neighborhood where kids can roam free (sorry, that doesn't exist and never did)

by keeping your mouth shut about your opinionsWww@Enter-QA@Com

First, stop watching too much TV

Second, ask the congress to lower your taxes, because Moms could stay home in the 50's when the marginal income tax rate was 12 %!.!.!.!.!. now families need a second income because mom's job basically pays the taxes!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

So is your husband going to be a 1950's husband - you know bring the check home EVERY Friday - always be romantic - don't hang out with the boys - he's at home before 12am!?!?

Yeah like Sisi said - you watch too much t!.v!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Great question! I wanna know too ;)
A perfect garden, perfect sandwiches, perfect house, perfect perfection!.!.!.!.!.!.
and a BROKEN SOUL!.

"Perfection" gets paid with depressions and the highest rate of suicides!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

If you always have on lipstick you certainly aren't performing all of your 1950's wifely duties!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Don't forget getting your azz beat by your drunk husband every night!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Marry a rich, white Republican in his mid 40s and expect to be a slave for the rest of your life!. June was!. Hehehe!.!.!.the Beave!.

DRAGON 2008
"I BELIEVE IN U!.S!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

You do the cooking and let me discipline the Beaver when needed!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

shack up with a guy 20 yrs!. older than you!. That's what I did!. Just call me June!.
Only he brings me home martinis!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

get a time machine and go back into time to 1950!.Thats' the only way you';ll be able to get away with that, unless your husband's into that!Www@Enter-QA@Com

your husband is a homo if he drinks martini's i wouldn't be so excitedWww@Enter-QA@Com

Why the hell would you want toWww@Enter-QA@Com

Marry me and you will!. I think Beaver was from the early 60's!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

If I were a 1950s wife, I'd be alcoholic!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

join the Stepford Wive;s Club!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Watch too much TV!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

and in black and white!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

you'll need a prescription for Valium!. Golly, that would be swell!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I want to be one too! I think you just have to marry a man that makes enough money!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

ask betty fridand, she'll tell you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I wish more women were like you!Www@Enter-QA@Com

we can get married and i can treat you like a slave!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

so that is what women like i thought women like to have a job and workWww@Enter-QA@Com

marry a rich man so you don't have to work and the rest is up to youWww@Enter-QA@Com



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