If you were a debonair Victorian diamond thief, what would you calling card be ?!


Question: If you were a debonair Victorian diamond thief, what would you calling card be !?
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A single white rose!.

"White Rose bandit strikes again" Police are baffled by the brazen theft of the Fontleroy Diamond!. Somehow the burgler got into the third story bedroom of Lady Fontleroy while she was sleeping, found the safe and took the diamond!. "When I woke in the morning," Lady Fonterly said in a statement to police, "I saw the painting in front of the wall safe had been opened and the safe itself was ajar!. The only thing missing was the family heirloom diamond!. Most disturbing was the white rose that had been left between my bosoms!."

Police reports indicate this is the fifth theft by the White Rose Bandit!. None of the diamonds have turned up on the market!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Mass =a= donia * My shooting Star *08''
as far as PETER & PAUL *
THY JOHN DONNE *
CHRIST & ORTHO *
MY TONGUE *
MOTHER COUNTRY *
I SPARKLE ,,MY FLARES *
EVER COUNT POINTS *
MY VIEW *
they dazzle *
thy bully *
you scorn women *
she plays with the BALL *
ONE PLANET *
[EARTH !.!.THATS ALL *
[MY SEX !.!.[YOU RESPECT *
[DAMED MY AIM *
RIGHT TO THE RIGHT,,in your pocket *
the net *
learned that in fort CHARES *
THE TABLE * [GREEN FELT *
[johnny come LATELY *
DON JUAN * [PSST,, PATRONA =ISE*
MY DIPLOMA* 08 [the real GAMES [THY BALLS *
[MY LOLA * [MY PEDIA *SWww@Enter-QA@Com

Obviously I would be the best and so wouldn't need a calling card, it's only the pretenders that need to advertise so crassly!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Baroness Theodosia McCunning!. Since I am nobility and it's the Victorian era, I would leave an actual calling card that read "A Lady Came Calling"!. HA! Equal parts proper and cryptic!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

A small piece of coal!.

It would be an ironic comment about carbon, and a symbol of my working class background at the orphanage, from which I had been emancipated by a kindly benefactor!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Vicky-di
leave the queen of diamonds, she looks victorianWww@Enter-QA@Com

Sir Cornelius Lightfinger the Third - Earl of Crapton!.!.!.!.I would leave a gold rimmed monacle at the scene of every crime!. Oh how the high society would tell tales of my heistsWww@Enter-QA@Com

"Diamond Geeza`s been here"Www@Enter-QA@Com

I would be called The Enigmatic Rose and would leave a thorny red rose as my calling card!Www@Enter-QA@Com

The Jack of Hearts playing card (aka the Knave of Hearts) - he did steal the tarts!Www@Enter-QA@Com

"Wheredego"Www@Enter-QA@Com

24 caratWww@Enter-QA@Com

Robin Mansions!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

24 carat catWww@Enter-QA@Com

Jose Louis GotchaWww@Enter-QA@Com

I like this question:
I would be Countess Diamante Sparkle!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Something Posh, no doubt!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

A tiny semen stain !.!.!.!. with an elaborate flourish !.!.!. ;-)Www@Enter-QA@Com

POOR GUY
heheWww@Enter-QA@Com

a silver silk stocking with a tiny black rose embroidered at the topWww@Enter-QA@Com

a turd in the sinkWww@Enter-QA@Com



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