What is the least painful way to remove a mayonnaise jar from ones head?!
Question: What is the least painful way to remove a mayonnaise jar from ones head!?
I was trying to get the last bit out when I seemed to have gotten stuck!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
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I'd say that a good lubricant would be the least painful way!. You'll have to use your tongue to extract some of that mayo from the far corners of the jar, and reposition these last drops close to the neck, so you can use them to lube up that opening!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I just bought a 6 pound sledge hammer!. It works great in breaking up the cement slab out back!. I'm sure it would work on the may jar!. I can't guarantee it would be the LEAST painful, but surely the most effective!. Just close your eyes and The Cat will take care of it for you!. He's very helpful and enjoys helping others!.
Or maybe just use some KY!. That stuff has MANY uses!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Or maybe just use some KY!. That stuff has MANY uses!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Shoot the jar with a pellet gun!.
This came up last year, when a skunk was found wandering around a parking lot in Michigan!. The animal had a glass jar, later found to be a salad dressing jar, stuck on it's head!. The shot shattered the jar, and the skunk ran off!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
This came up last year, when a skunk was found wandering around a parking lot in Michigan!. The animal had a glass jar, later found to be a salad dressing jar, stuck on it's head!. The shot shattered the jar, and the skunk ran off!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
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I think glass is biodegradable in something like 16!.4 trillion years!.
Wait it out, patience is a virtue!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wait it out, patience is a virtue!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
least painful!.!.!.!.!.!.!? That's a hard one!.!.!.I would just go with the same method as me, smash the jar!.!.!.!.keep your eyes closed though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
First off, how big is your mayonnaise jar or how small is your head!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nope, I got nuthin - This problem has already been solutified!Www@Enter-QA@Com
puff your cheeks wiggle your ears make wish and it should slide off just feel lucky it wasn't an olive jarWww@Enter-QA@Com
Sledge hammer
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by useing the toaster I thought everyone knew that Www@Enter-QA@Com
Break it against something!.!.!.!.small bump, nothing major!
I had a whole jar, all you had to do was ask!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I had a whole jar, all you had to do was ask!Www@Enter-QA@Com
get a diamond and smash the glass, works every time! Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not putting it on in the first place!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
chainsaw!.!.!.sorry darlin but thats how its gotta be!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You gotta get that thing up to 88mph!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.oh, wait that's a flux capacitor I'm thinking of!.Www@Enter-QA@Com