How do you prepare yourself for....!
Question: How do you prepare yourself for!.!.!.!.
!.!.!.a long day of hair pulling and eye gouging!?
I have to go to the grocery store tomorrow!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I have to go to the grocery store tomorrow!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Go to the meat section and try to assemble a whole cow from the cuts of meat!Www@Enter-QA@Com
First, you'll need to start the day with no less than 4 cups of good, strong coffee!. Then you have yourself the breakfast of champions, eggs, toast, a side of bacon (not that "Canadian" crap), some sausage (links or patties), and you wait for that to settle while having your morning BM!.
After that, you'll be ready to start the day happy, with a full belly and empty bowels!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
After that, you'll be ready to start the day happy, with a full belly and empty bowels!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I feel for you, Buk!. the worst thing is when I go to the deli counter!. I pull a mumber and see that I'm no!. 80, but the sign says they are only on number 65!. Unfortunatly no!. 65 is a granny who is asking to taste=test the pastrami!. There are fifteen people behind Granny eith laser beams shooting from their eyes into Granny's head!. I'm sure you can guess what granny does next!. That's right, she asks to taste the cheese!. Now if you're that old, I'm sure you've tasted Swiss cheese somewhere in your 80 years!. Swiss cheese tastes like Swiss cheese!. Move on grany!. There's four generations of people behind you!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I tie my hair in a bun and fasten razor blades in the folds of my hair!.
As for eye gouge protection I wear protective eye ware and a hazmat suit!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
As for eye gouge protection I wear protective eye ware and a hazmat suit!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
i thought for a minute you were expecting a visit from your sister!.
good thing i did MY shopping yesterday!
go naked!. people will be too busy staring to fight you over anything or eat plenty of whatever gives you gas!. they will clear the area!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
good thing i did MY shopping yesterday!
go naked!. people will be too busy staring to fight you over anything or eat plenty of whatever gives you gas!. they will clear the area!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I usually start with a great list for my needs and wants and resolve myself to reading all the magazines whilst waiting in line!.
Do you realize what I actually save on magazine subscriptons!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Do you realize what I actually save on magazine subscriptons!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'd make like a Turkish oil wrestler!. Tight pants, minimal body hair, maximum olive oil!.
That should help you pull through, unless you're going for "double coupons!." God help you, if that's the case!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That should help you pull through, unless you're going for "double coupons!." God help you, if that's the case!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
C'mon out here to the trappers cabin,and we can rustle you up a nice big deer,so you can just bypass that fiasco altogether!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Go to Sister's and have a few bouts with her!.!.!.
3 minute rounds!.!.!.!.5 or 6 will do!.
You'll be ready for the big match tomorrow!.
And leave the blue haired lady alone!.!.!.it could be your ma!.
(Though I'm thinkin of going green)Www@Enter-QA@Com
3 minute rounds!.!.!.!.5 or 6 will do!.
You'll be ready for the big match tomorrow!.
And leave the blue haired lady alone!.!.!.it could be your ma!.
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Don't shower & wear a pair of recently soiled pants, this should sufficiently increase others perception of the personal space you require!.
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first i thought you were going to buy hair and eyes at the store!. but assuming not, get in shape by shopping for school supplies!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Try finding another grocery store or send someone else to do your shopping!.!.!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
By going to a Lamaze class
Ho ho hee hee Ho ho hee hee, push pushWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ho ho hee hee Ho ho hee hee, push pushWww@Enter-QA@Com
You're allowed in the grocery store!? Seriously!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
You need to use elbow pads and spikey boots, and don't forget to do your warm-up first!. Can't have you straining anything!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Geez Buk, you scared the cr@p out of me - I thought you were getting audited!. Groceries are easy - just go around 9:15 am and the pain will be quick!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
gosh!.!.!.after reading the long day of hair pulling and eye gouging i thought you were droppin in for a visit!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Get one of those bicycle shopping carts that will enable you to get up some real speed in the aisles!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Jose Cuervo helps me a great deal while watching reruns of Sanford and Son!. That Lemont, he is funny!. Good luck, old timer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Drink so much coffee you think your heart is going to stop!. Follow it up with 1 more cup on the way there and use the cart as a battering ram!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Put on your iron underwear!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
finger olympicsWww@Enter-QA@Com
Just roll out of bed and look in my living room at the stunts my 4 kids are pulling!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Suit up in a football uniformWww@Enter-QA@Com
cut my hair off and get an eye mask!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I just don't have the energy for that stuff anymore!!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Drink LOTS of VodkaWww@Enter-QA@Com
I get my sister to buy me a keg!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Finger push ups! Works for me! ?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Shave your head and make an appointment for LASIK for the day after!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A night of garlic wine
followed
By a morning of trucker's brew!.!.!.!.!.
Peace!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
followed
By a morning of trucker's brew!.!.!.!.!.
Peace!.Www@Enter-QA@Com