Have you ever fired your neighbor?!
Question: Have you ever fired your neighbor!?
My Wrinkled Old Neighbor Hag and me had a conversation today!.!.!.!.!.
WONH- I seen your dog!
ME- Yeah, that's great!.
WONH- He was in your front yard!.
ME- Uh-huh!.
WONH- He peed on that tree!.
ME- Fantastic!.
WONH- He ain't got no collar!.
ME- No, he doesn't!.
WONH- Why not!?
ME- He doesn't like them!.
WONH- Why not!?
ME- Do you remember when you were 2 years old!?
WONH- Yeah!?
ME- Yeah, to be 2 years old again!. That would be great!.
WONH- What's the matter with you!?
ME- Listen, you're fired!.
WONH- What!?!?
ME- FIRED!.
WONH- You're nuts!.
ME- Please clean out your locker and relinquish any neighboring priviliges you've collected in the past!.
WONH- I seen your dog!!!!!
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WONH- I seen your dog!
ME- Yeah, that's great!.
WONH- He was in your front yard!.
ME- Uh-huh!.
WONH- He peed on that tree!.
ME- Fantastic!.
WONH- He ain't got no collar!.
ME- No, he doesn't!.
WONH- Why not!?
ME- He doesn't like them!.
WONH- Why not!?
ME- Do you remember when you were 2 years old!?
WONH- Yeah!?
ME- Yeah, to be 2 years old again!. That would be great!.
WONH- What's the matter with you!?
ME- Listen, you're fired!.
WONH- What!?!?
ME- FIRED!.
WONH- You're nuts!.
ME- Please clean out your locker and relinquish any neighboring priviliges you've collected in the past!.
WONH- I seen your dog!!!!!
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i just wanted to be a little part of History here, the one and maybe only time that we will ever see Fizzdude get soo many thumbs up!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
My neighbor is a 6' 5" biker!. When his poodle (yes I said poodle) takes a dump in my yard I yell at him, "Yeah, get that rat out of my yard, AS SSHOLE!" But it always comes out, "My that's a lovely dump your dog is taking, looks like she's been eating corn again!. Don't worry about the mess I'll clean it up!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
This is hilarious! I have not only fired my neighbour(s) if need be!.!.!.I have actually served my own family mock separation papers when they try to become to involved in 'my stuff'!.!.!.unsolicited advise etc!.~ Good point there!.!.!.you can feel free to admonish anyone and the act of firing or enforced separation works wonder for the psyche! TRUST ME ON THIS ONE!!! And the people I have done this to!.!.!.got the message and I received more "Sorrys' than you could imagine!.
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Seriously - you have to be the funniest damn person on here!. (besides me)
We have a WONH!.!.!. she's always over in our business!.
I'm pretty sure we're the best damn neighbors on the block!. (besides you)
Take the dog collar and put it on your WONH!. I'll be in my lawnchair with the beer cracking up!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
We have a WONH!.!.!. she's always over in our business!.
I'm pretty sure we're the best damn neighbors on the block!. (besides you)
Take the dog collar and put it on your WONH!. I'll be in my lawnchair with the beer cracking up!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
WOW i would love to fire my neighbor on the left!. A noisy woman saw me watering my tomatoes and had to come down there to inspect!. Course feeling kind hearted i gave her some tomatoes to get her off my back!. Makin small talk i finally got rid of her!. I just wish everyone would leave me the hell alone!. Been there done that!.I dont bother them why do they persist in bothering me!.Sorry Buk seems like we are all in this boat together!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hey, I answered this already and now it's gone but yet it's here!.!.!.!.what the heck is going on!.!.!.!.
anyway, you, your family crew, Sister and her corral of animals all come out of that snow and move in to the vacant house next to me!.!.!.!.
all are welcomed and I've even walk your dogs!.!.!.!.no complaints out of this WONH!
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anyway, you, your family crew, Sister and her corral of animals all come out of that snow and move in to the vacant house next to me!.!.!.!.
all are welcomed and I've even walk your dogs!.!.!.!.no complaints out of this WONH!
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He (WONH)!.!. lives here in Wyoming now!.!.
a changed dude!!
sell s bath curtins !.!.!.!. and asked me to tell you that!.!. the dog is still alive!.!. but has 3 legs!.!. got attacked by a coyote last spring!.!.
NOPE!! never fired any neigbors!.!.
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a changed dude!!
sell s bath curtins !.!.!.!. and asked me to tell you that!.!. the dog is still alive!.!. but has 3 legs!.!. got attacked by a coyote last spring!.!.
NOPE!! never fired any neigbors!.!.
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
i wish we could really do that loool
i have a moany lady next door
and on the other side i have a woman that has about 8 kids :S
aarrggghhhh Www@Enter-QA@Com
i wish we could really do that loool
i have a moany lady next door
and on the other side i have a woman that has about 8 kids :S
aarrggghhhh Www@Enter-QA@Com
No way! He's a single man, he's quiet, and he has a house full of cats!. Hoping he's not bothered by my cat's that hang out in his yard, on his porch, or laying on his car!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You mean you can fire your neighbors! Dang! I didn't know that!. I mean, I have so much firing to do!. Be back in a couple of hours when I get done!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That sounds a lot like my neighbor who will come over and tell us that she seen us leave the house and wanted to know where we went and whyWww@Enter-QA@Com
yes, and surprisingly, that was the EXACT conversation i had with them when it happened!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nope, didn't know I could do that!. Very interesting, very interesting!. LMFAOWww@Enter-QA@Com
I like that!! F-U-N-N-Y!
Nah, no wrinkled old hags here!.!.!.!.!.!.just meth-makers who could blow our house up!.!.!.even steal our newspaper off the door!.!.!.!.I've fired about 9 of them so far, but the next one keeps turning out to be the same!.
Good thing we're moving!.!.!.now if our new place were only ready!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nah, no wrinkled old hags here!.!.!.!.!.!.just meth-makers who could blow our house up!.!.!.even steal our newspaper off the door!.!.!.!.I've fired about 9 of them so far, but the next one keeps turning out to be the same!.
Good thing we're moving!.!.!.now if our new place were only ready!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i remember 2!. Oooh yea!.!. Those were the days!. Drinking beer!. Stealing mom's Nova!. Crankin some REO Speedwagon!. !.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Is that the same dog that inseminated your previous neighbor!? I can see where the WONH is going with this!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLS! :] You're hilarious!. You deserve a star!!!! (-:Www@Enter-QA@Com
Does WONH look like a disturbed garden gnome too!?
I fire people all the time!.!.!.makes me feel better about myself even if it doesnt mean anything!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
I fire people all the time!.!.!.makes me feel better about myself even if it doesnt mean anything!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
We fired our tenants!
You're FIRED-AH!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
You're FIRED-AH!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I only fired my neighbour once but now that he's put on weight I can't get him to fit in the cannon !.!.!. and the kids were SO looking forward to lighting the fuse !.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I just stuff ground beef into her foundation vents!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol- yeah!.!. had me one of those- really nosy too!. I fired her by mooning her when she kept peeking out the window at me!. Got fed up with it!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good thing you caught on before things got way out of control!!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL! I would LOVE to fire my neighbor! She is psychotic and I spend most of my day dodging her at all costs!Www@Enter-QA@Com
NO BUT I TOOK A DUMP ON HIS PORCH!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's no hag, that's a beeatch!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Fired or fired at!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
More like fired at!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO, no but I would love toWww@Enter-QA@Com
Nah, i would have to get a dog 1stWww@Enter-QA@Com
I fired my boyfriend once!.Www@Enter-QA@Com