What's the BEST excuse to give a boss for taking a day off?!


Question: What's the BEST excuse to give a boss for taking a day off!?
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Well Bob , I was too busy maturbating and watching re-runs of Roseanne!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i used, "hi i cant come to work today, I'm not feeling good!.!. i got food poisoning!.!.!. last night i was with friend and we decided to go eat at some really random mexican restaurant, and i think i mightve got the food poisoing from there!. sorry!." it worked preety good for me!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

There are a few!. Sickness, family member dying, already dead (choose a distant relative, if you say someone close, that just doesn't feel right)!. Family issues, your child is sick, waiting for an important package that could arrive at any time (!?)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Tell them you think you have something contagious like impetigo or shingles!.They'll tell you to take the rest of the month off,guaranteed!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Tell them you are stuck on the toilet and dare not move!. you can even pull the flush to make it sound more authentic whilst making the callWww@Enter-QA@Com

you ate something bad last night and now have diarrohea and vomiting!

or u have a bad bad migraine!! Www@Enter-QA@Com

you are very very sickWww@Enter-QA@Com

if you live in an apt!. tell them your car was towed because your wife forgot to put the parking tag!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

My (relative) is in the hospital with a severe case of throat cancer!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

My garage door is stuck and i can't get the car out!Www@Enter-QA@Com

that you need a mental health dayWww@Enter-QA@Com

you have a very bad coldWww@Enter-QA@Com

I don't know these days!.!.!.!.!.I am the boss!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

u have hurt sommert and need 2 get it checked out at hospital! I broke my toe was there all day!Www@Enter-QA@Com

walk in his office!.!.!.throw up on his desk!.!.!.I guarantee that works!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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